(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later come back.)
 
Boromir:
Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.

Frodo:
No.

Boromir:
What have I done? (dies)
THE END
 
 
 
 
THE TWO TOWERS
 
(Gandalf frees THEODEN and overthrows SARUMAN. A bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens. Then the PLOT starts up again.)
 
THE END
 
 
 
THE RETURN OF THE KING
 
Aragorn:
We must travel the Paths of the Dead.

Eowyn:
You'll die.
(They don't.)
 
Gandalf:
The Hordes of Mordor will destroy Minis Tirith.
(They don't.)
 
Gandalf:
We must attack Mordor. We'll all be killed.
(They aren't.)
 
Gollum:
Mmmm, yummy finger! (dies)

Frodo:
The Ring has been destroyed, but now we will die in Mordor.

Sam:
Buck up, Mister Frodo.
(A bunch of feathered things come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.)
 
THE END
 
 
MOBY DICK
Herman Melville
 
 
Ishmael:
Call me Ishmael.

Captain Ahab:
Crew, we will seek the white whale and kill it, because I am insane.

Crew:
Alas, your destructive obsession will be our undoing.
(They almost find the white whale. Then they almost find the white whale. Then they find it.)
 
Captain Ahab:
I stab at thee. I stab at thee.
(Everybody dies except Ishmael, although this is no surprise, because it was foreshadowed CONTINUALLY from the BEGINNING.)