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Inspired by a true story of Jack Simson. Written by Nomi Letchford. There once was a man, whose name was but Jack, He rode on but a donkey’s back. To do what ever he had to do then come back but on the donkeys back. When he was but a lad, he was but a milker, Who delivered his milk to Mr. Oclinker. He never married to but a fine young lady, to become but a fine young wife to be but so trendy and friendly and nice. He never but married a miss. Then but when he was older, and older was he, He went but to war ov-er the sea. They sailed but all night and they sailed all but day until they came upon the bay. They got ready for war until t’was but done, Then sat back and chewed on but a stale, old bun, Until the sun t’was but mornin’. Then one day he found but a donkey, He found but a donkey chewing some grass, And he but said; “Here, here little donkey, come here my little lass.” Jack said to that donkey but chewing on grass, And come but that little donkey lass, To the man a-lying upon the grass. And so they worked all night and they worked all day as well, To bring the sick and the wounded and the ones not well, To the doctors for but a trickle of spell, To turn them from bad to well. The man died, while but giving a ride, on but the donkeys back, When he got but a shock by a shot that went through. Went through the clothes, went through the back went right through him till It landed with a THWACK right in the heart, Tis’ was but well shot. |
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Just a few days ago, We saw some cute puppies, We saw some cute puppies you know! They were so cute, That they cut in you’re heart. They were so cuddly that, You’d wan-a give em’ a pat. They had pink and black noses, That one would supposes, Are pebbles and roses! Their paws are so small, They’d be swashed by a ball. Their spots are so fine, That I wish they were mine! And their microscopic bones Would make us all moan, For we can not have one of our own. Their mama’s so proud, That she isn’t so round! There Fathers so happy, That they don’t use a nappy. Uncle Ben and untie Heather, Said that they could not have done better, And Grandma and Grandad from over in Melbourne Suggested calling them Charlie and Calvin. And when the guests died down, They were asleep and sound, And lunged back into slumber land, Just Playing and planing all of the day, But was awoken again for another Busy, happy, fun, pampered, loved |
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I think first I’ll talk about my birthday party. For my birthday party I decided to have a dress up party where you had to dress up as a classic movie or book character. It was the COOLEST party I EVER HAD! The characters were: Peter Pan (me!) Peter Pan’s shadow, Captain Hook, Another Captain Hook & the Ticking Croc (all from the movie Peter Pan) Mulan (from the movie Mulan), Luke Skywalker (from the movie Star wars), Rex (from the movie Toy Story), Aladdin (from the movie Aladdin), Amy Carmichael, Sherlock Holms, Anne (from the movie Anne of Green Gables), Captain Haddock & Tintin (from the series The adventures of Tintin), Pipi Long-Stockings (from the movie Pipi Long-Stockings), Alice in Wonder Land & a character from Treasure Island (I forgot her name). I hadn’t seen Dad very much at the party but I found out why soon enough. Mum had gone into her room to fetch her camera, and came out grinning wide. The door was open just a tad, I saw something move in Mums room through the opening. The door suddenly swung open, then, low and behold, who should come out of the room but CAPTAIN JAMES. HOOK HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! It was really Dad, but he looked just like the Captain Hook in the stories. Hook always wrote his name as Captain Jas. Hook. Every one laughed, no one but Mum knew he was going to do that! “Were is Peter Pan!” he shouted loudly. Every one pointed to me. I grabbed my dagger and responded “Down! Dark and sinister man! Haveth thee! On guard!” which is a quote from the book. We had a very violent duel, fighting with our wooden swords. While we where fighting Peter Pan started shouting cheekily, “Tick, Tock! Tick, Tock! Tick, Tock!” Every one else, who where standing around the two enemies in a thrilled large circle, started to shout as well. Tick, tock! Tick, tock! Tick, tock! Eventually Hooks sword hilt broke, and Pan had him cornered! Victory was close for the Pan! ‘Tick, Tock! Tick, Tock!” Hook was scared; he HATED that sound with all his cruel heart! Then someone in the crowd pushed a little boy who was dressed up as the ticking croc out into the ring and he headed for Hook. Hook was absolutely PETRIFIED!!! He stared at the croc, then at Peter Pan. Peter, who had a mischievous grin that went from ear to ear. I pointed my dagger towards Hook saying, “Walk the plank, Hook! Walk the plank!!” Hook, wide eyed with hatred and fear jumped into his room with a yell as if jumping off a plank. Every one clapped and laughed like mad! That was really fun!!! And it was the end of Captain Jas. Hook! Every one came and all the kids and two adults dressed up, which where two of the best things. We had presents, which, like all kids, is an EXTREMELY BIG highlight. I’d tell you all I received but that would either bore you or make you want your birthday to come sooner, so I’ll skip that. We did four games, the first game was musical bobs then we had another BIG highlight, ice cream cake! (Yummy!) With 11 candles around the cake and an extra tweety bird candle, for ‘good luck’. When you pressed a button, it would sing, “I tort I taw a birt-day cake. I did! I did see a birt-day cake! Oh! We wish you a happy birt-day! We wish you a happy birt-day! We wish you a happy birt-daaay!!” that was cute. Then we played a type of guessing-who-am-I-yes-or-no-question-like-type of game. Involving kids 8 years and up. Then while the boys got the slide ready the girls played a similar game with the kids 7 years and down. Then came the time for the super-duper-wooper-kooper-trooper-looper-slipry-slide! Yahoo! Often kids teamed up and went together sometimes saying, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get out of here and here we go!” or just going off wildly and sliding by them selves.
Then one by one every one left eating a thanks-for-coming-&-goodbye fredo frog. !!!THE END!!! |
