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Jan. 20, 2009
Cleaning my hamster's cage
Yep this post is on cleaning hamsters' cages (mine in particular). This is the dialogue between me and my hamster:
Me:Ccome on, Sam. Don't you want to go in the run-about-ball?
Sam: No, bwhahahaha!!!!
Me:Yes you do; come on.
Sam:Give me fooooooood! My food dish is empty.
Me:You just emptied it, you glutton. Come on, get in the ball! *grrr*.
Sam: Fat chance.
At this point, I try to corner her in the cage with the top of the run-about-ball so she has to get on it, and then I can get her. Mwhaha! Then she gets on it and now I have her or so I thought... When I try to take her out, she jumps out of the top, and I'm back to square one.
Let's skip ahead to when I get Sam out of the cage. I tip the top that I've caught her with vertically until she falls into the run-about-ball. So, it might have a happy ending after all, but, then, I look at the bio-hazard hamster cage. (For those of you who don't know, Sam is the messiest hamster alive.) I go and get a trash bag hold my breath and dump the bottom of the cage into the bag. I take a deep breath, tip the cage so the bedding falls out, and safely dispose of the bio-hazard. *Heroic music plays in the background.*
*Joseph* |
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Hello, reader, I'm Joseph. I like reading. My favorite book series is Redwall by Brian Jaques, and my favorite character is Boar the Fighter from Mossflower. I hope you enjoy my blog!
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