I thought Homer was bad until... I came across The Aeneid (ominous music playing in the background). I start The Aeneid. So Virgil starts with a dedication to a muse--fine, simple procedure for epic poems. Then he starts rambling on about some people who are sailing. Now questions come up in my mind: Who are these people? Who is the person that is doing the narration? And why do I care? Now you ask, how many of those questions were answered? The first one. But today I answered, Who is the person that is doing the narration? I still don't know why I care but that's that.

Matthew