Never stick Silly Putty in your pocket.

Obviously, I am often less than the brightest thing on the planet.

Arg.

Oh well. 

Some advice for those in Iraq which I found on this blog:

~Nothing is as important in life as a good pillow.  (I can't say that I agree.) 

~DON'T send all of your uniforms at once to the laundry mat.  (Sounds like a good idea...)

~Sleep while you can, but don't sleep when you're needed.  (Again, good idea.)

~If it's important to you, put it in a ziplock bag, if you're going somewhere, lock it up and if you want to get it back if it's lost or stolen, mark it.

~If you hear something go BOOM it's always best to duck and look foolish then have the second mortar take off your head.

~Stay on your toes, if you see someone, who is not an American, doing something strange, accost him or her, it's better to look foolish then to have a bomb explode outside of a tent full of people, no need to be rude, just take a look at his badge check out what he's doing. Plus, if you're right and the character was going to do something evil like and you calling him out stopped him. You are hearbye known as a hero, just because you were paying attention. You have just saved X amount X amount of lives and chances are there's a medal involved without having to go through all of the angst of a firefight, dodging bullets and use of that posthumous word in your award (hopefully).

I really liked his line about avoiding "use of that posthumous word in your award."  It was nice.  ^_^

G'night!

lol

*sigh*

Well.....

Thanks for the ping