With yet another Note to Self entry!
I am a fairly good swimmer, nothing wonderful, but I can get around in a pool. I can even pass deep water tests, which is a good thing. As we often have memberships to swim at our Junior High's pool in the winter, and at the community pool in the summer, I have picked up various tricks -- somersaults, flips, backflips, etc.
Well.
I was in a moonwalk/jump house/bounce house thing the on Saturday (at a wedding reception) and decided to try doing a flip. Obviously, if you are as "athletically challenged" as I am, that is a good place to try doing things like flips. I mean, how hurt can you get? You don't have anything to hit into that isn't a layer of air!
I probably would have done fine... except... I forgot... about that little thing called GRAVITY!!
<----- behavior of a gravity particle
In theory, I knew about it. But I forgot that when you're in the pool, the water slows down the rate at which you fall. Suffice it to say, my timing on my flip was a little off. With the result that I moved my hands a little too soon, and landed on my head. <<<<<
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It did not leave me smiling, like ^ that little blue guy.
I was rather startled.
Fortunately, I'm young and healthy and recovered rapidly. ^_^
Nonetheless, maybe it's a good thing I'm taking Physics this year... maybe I'll learn a thing or two...
Oh yeah, all that reminds me, our hospital puts up the weirdest signs. There had been one of a guy standing on his head which said "Felt this good lately?" Personally, I thought it was a kind of strange definition of good, as he looked off his head. I mean, on his head. Anyway, it looked like he needed to be stuck in a nice, quiet room with padded walls.
There was another which said "Don't let wounds slow you down." I thought that was incredibly BAD advice. Unless I'm missing something, you really ought to slow down if you have wounds. *cough cough* ... wait, that's a story for another time.
And the one which is up and bugging me at the present... "Everyone loves your new hip."
AHHH!! It's just so WEIRD!!! |