"It's ok, he's used to it." ~Abigail practically dropping Ethan face-first onto gravel. (Ethan: "Noooo! I'm NOOOOOT!")
"HUSH!!!"
Andrew: *unhappily* "Where am I supposed to sit?"
Dr. C: "Oh, it doesn't really matter."
Andrew: >_<
Dr. C: "Go sit in that chair."
"That's what drunk Calvinists sound like, I suppose!" ~ in response to a group of children *cough* singing hymns quite off key and loudly.
"You missed seeing him by... a fraction of a night."
"It says trash on it so that no one takes it into their mind to use it as a hat. Or a lampshade."
Andrew: *kicks socks and papers under his bed so as to have them out of the way for picture*
me: *coughs*
Andrew: *coughs* "Yep, that's how I clean up."
Mahtaliel: "Oh yes, and you kept spitting in our shoes!" *gives me shocked look*
me: "So why were YOU spitting in shoes?"
Mahtaliel: "It reminded me of you!"
Andrew: "No, no. You should never spit in your own shoes. Only other people's."
Atanvarne: *scoops icing off my fork*
me: "I don't think you want to eat that" -- I was going to say, because I already had that fork in my mouth, but then it occured to me that, wait, I hadn't had anything with icing! So I looked at the closest person and jumped to conclusions -- "icing which Abigail just spit onto my fork."
Atanvarne: "EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!! Did you REALLY, Abigail?"
Now I had just been joking, as we had been talking about spitting in shoes.
Abigail: 
me: *looks at her and cracks up*
Atanvarne: "Abigail, I am SHOCKED at you!"
*we both continue to laugh*
Atanvarne: "Did you SPIT that onto her fork? BAD GIRL!!"
Abigail: *finally calms down somewhat* "Er, yes. Well, I dropped it."
me: "Andrew's not listening, he's going to sleep."
Andrew: "Um-hmm."
Mahtaliel: "You know, I probably really shouldn't sit on his laptop."
me: *looks at where Andrew has autographed my book* "Is that a Subway signature?"
Mahtaliel: *looks* "Yep. But actually, they all are now."
Andrew: "What?"
me: "You gave me a Subway signature."
Andrew: *sigh* "OK, give it back." *writes something else*
me: *looks at the something else* "Nice. Your name in Greek."
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