*bashes head into wall*
I have a song called "Wake Up" stuck in my head. I heard it about four times tonight at youth group. And the part which I have stuck in my head goes
du du du du du
WOOO!
du du du du du
WOOO!
du du du du du
WOOO!
OK, well, if I'm going to have that stuck in my head, I may as well tell you any funny quotes...
Matt: *checks cellphone*
David: He's just talking to all his girl friends. He has about ten.
Matt: Do not!
Antion: *strumming guitar DURING quiz practice* How's that sound?
me: WAIT UNTIL I GET A QUESTION!
me: Sam, I just want to realize that you are now being spoken to by our church's top quizzer...
Samwise: *ignores*
*sigh* If he's not careful, he could squash my hubris! Not that that would be so terrible... of course, the ironic thing is that Samwise was actually our top quizzer last year.
In a conversation about Johnny D:
Josc: He does not like me! Last year, OK, I went up to him and said, "My sister--" and he starts choking and clutching his throat and says "asthma attack" and rushed out of the room."
In another conversation about Johnny D:
Antion: I love that kid.
^_^
You see, it all evens out.
Toastie: (sorry, that actually is his nickname) My website is AWESOME!
me: You have a website?
Toastie: Well... no. But if I did, it would be awesome.
me: Oh. Well, I DO have a website. And it is awesome.
Mr. G: You have a website?
Alicia: I love my job! I get paid to goof off all day!
Mr. G: Today--
David: Today a plane flew into an apartment building --
Jenn: Actually, a condominium.
David: Whatever.
Antion: What?
me: How did you miss this?
Antion: I don't watch TV!
me: But you have internet!
Antion: Listen. I woke up. I went directly to school. From school I went directly to work. From work I came directly here. I didn't hear anything.
me: And I suppose you think that explains why you never email me?
Antion:...no.
Pastor B: Toastie, you're doing a really good job drumming. How long have you been drumming for?
Toastie: ...a month...
me: O_o
Toastie: *makes sounds as if he's dying*
me: And then Toastie fell to the floor at Narie's feet...
*laughter* (We're on Acts 5, where Ananias and Sapphira both fall dead at Peter's feet)
Veon: And then he fell... dead... lifeless... with no life in him
me: *whispers to Alica* as opposed to "mostly dead"
Alicia: *laughs*
me: Uh, Antion, you do realize that your shirts still says Wow, exclamation point?
Antion: Yes. That's OK. At least, I think it's OK.
me: But you never know.
It really was not a very good quiz practice. For one thing, we haven't had a week to study chapter 5, and for another, we just never did get settled down.
Oh well.
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