me: So who was winning?
Hannah: Um, that little kid.
me: Ron.
Hannah: No, not Ron.
me: Did he have glasses?
Hannah: I... think so.
me: ...I think that was Ron.
Hannah: No, it wasn't Ron.
me: *quite a while later* OHHHH! I know! It WAS Ron winning -- David just had taken Ron's nametag!
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[on the extremely crowded bus] me: Justin, if you scream one more time, I'm gonna steal your hat.
Justin: *screams*
me: *reaches back and grabs his hat, inadvertantly also pulling his hair*
Justin: Hey! Where'd my hat go?
me: *eventually gives it back*
Justin: Thanks. *dirty look*
me: I TOLD you I'd take it if you screamed again.
Justin: I didn't hear you...
me: Of course you didn't hear me! You were busy screaming!
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Mr. M: This is one of the busiest parking plazas around, so be real careful and don't get waffled. It would be a shame to waste all the money we spent on pizza! ;)
me: *crossing* Abigail! Don't get waffled!
Abigail: *cracks up*
me: Seriously... it's not bad! If this is the worst around here, I could get used to this traffic!
Abigail: Me too!
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Abigail: I keep losing you and then finding you again.
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Zach: They can't spell! [close captions on CNN] They spelled "too" T-O-E!!!
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me: Jesse, have you picked a language yet?
Jesse: *sheepish grin* Um, no.
me: Well, at this point, maybe you'd better stick with English.
Jesse: Yep. I speak English and Gibberish.
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Abigail and I: AHHHH! Don't look at the TV! Inappropriate!
Zach: Did you see that?!?
all of us: ZACH!!!! At least have the decency --
Zach: *goes into rant about something completely unrelated to what we were ranting about*
me: He missed it.
Zach: Excuse me, I heard that. I may look like I'm not paying attention but I am listening.
me: *sigh* Never mind Zach...
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OK, I need to get off and go shower real quick here... 'night...
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