OK... these probably won't be fun unless you were there or unless you know the people involved or unless you are, as we were much of the time, mostly asleep. ^_^
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David: *sitting in an odd way on the bus with the result that he couldn't see over the seat behind him*
me: >:) *pretends to whack him over head*
Abigail: *ditto*
Jocelyn: *cracks up*
one of them: *takes balloon* *holds it right over his head* *David's hair stands up*
David: *never notices a thing*
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Abigail: *reading captions on CNN* "U.N. sanctifications --"
me: "Um, I think that was sanctions."
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Madeline: "You JUST got together and you're already talking about beating each other up?!?"
me: "...we had to make up for lost time!"
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me: "Justin is slouching."
Abigail: "And of course he's sitting next to your sister who has perfect posture."
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Lauren: "Well, tie your balloon down somewhere where the BOYS won't find it."
Abigail: "Why?"
Lauren: "They'll make a hole in it and suck out the helium!"
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PJ and I, the hulahoop champs, bow and curtsey to each other (respectively). Except curtseying is difficult in jeans. Oh well, I tried. He then went on to beat me (I shouldn't have given up that hulahoop!)
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David: "I had to remind myself about a JAZILLION times to put your book in my bag."
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Alexandra: "YOUR DEAR FRIEND IS ON THE FLOOR AGAIN!"
me: "What???"
Alexandra: "Oh! He's on the floor again!"
me: "WHO?"
Alexandra: "Your dear friend!!!!"
me: *sees who is on the floor* "Alexandra, he is NOT my dear friend! I just said he's my friend!"
*a minute later*
Alexandra: "Your Dear Friend is on the floor again!"
me: *ARRRRRGH*
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Hmm... I'm sure I'll think of more eventually...
Now on for some amusing parts from old emails I'm coming across, just as a bonus because I'm feeling random (as is the type size and color, which keep changing on me!)
"I really go for the Calvinist vampires."
"Perchancehaps" ~ that was the entire email.
"Okee, story…my friend’s sister is getting married on Saturday, and he related to me that he has decided to be the pope and perform the ceremony --- PRINCESS BRIDE STYLE!! BWAHAHAHA >XD can’t you just picture it……… at a real wedding? … some sixteen year old kid getting up and announcing dryly, “Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevah today …” *cracks up*"
On Lord of the Rings... "No me gusta las peliculas. Ellas mienten." ~Antion, during Spanish week. (Translation: I don't like the movies. They lie.)
"An email in complete parenthesis? Weird."
"Ah, a pox upon me, but it would appear I forgot my Greek NT on my desk at school."
"Pish. I wouldn't do blue hair. Purple, maybe."
"Poor Antion, I get the feeling you torture him horribly."
someone else: I'm sure you don't want a boyfriend for like, years and years...
me: Uh... was that a question?
and then a series....
me: how're you doing?
a certain guy:
*shoots with arrow*
me: *reincarnates*
him:
*Shoots again* (don’t worry, I have plenty of arrows)
me: OK, I just want to be clear on something...
and then I'll die again, I promise.
I hope that those are just arrow arrows, which was my original thought, and not that you're playing Cupid.
*dies*
*ghost comes to haunt you*
him:
They have bodkin tips. Which I stuck in the ground before the shot them. Makes it more likely that you’ll get infected if you survive. And the bodkin tips make nice round puncture wounds that don’t heal well.
Cupid would be horrified.
*exorcises ghost*
Better yet…
*gets dr. V to help exorcise ghost*
me: Who's Dr. V? *steals your seat like Banquo*
him: Dr v is a math prof.
“Blood hath been shed ere now…”
*Macbeth rant*
me:
Er, yeah. Blood being shed ere now is pretty much how I became a ghost, since someone shot me with a bodkin-arrow.
*makes spooky sounds*
*causing you to jump*
him:
Just so you know, I’ve never been able to notice ghosts beyond a vague sense of uneasiness. So I’m not really that perturbed :-)
me: But I'm different...
because you killed me.
Have you ever read The Macbeth Murder Mystery by James Thurber?
*ghost goes off to Spanish*
him:
No :-p
Heard a lot about it, though
me: Alright then.
*goes back to haunting*
*is kicking around the idea of reincarnating*
*decides to steal your bow* ... is it a regular or a crossbow?
Things rather fizzled after that as he got sunk in contemplation about what kind of bow he had.
Anyway, Madeline pointed out this reason that I use email as if it were IM with some people, and that ^ was a pretty good example of her point.
Goodnight!
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