"You have not lied to the Holy Spirit but to God... AAAGH." ~ myself. I think this is the stupidest thing I've said all year during a quiz. >_<
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Antion: *comes into room* "I'm your coach!" (Our coach had been stolen to be a quizmaster.)
Josc and Abbey: *groan* "Nooo...."
me: "Yeah."
Antion: "I am!"
Josc and Abbey: "No you're NOT."
Antion: *looks at me* "Aren't I? Isn't that right?"
me: "Yeah --" (I recruited him earlier in the year!)
one of the other girls: "2-1, we win!"
me: "Captain, and I say that he is."
Antion: *grins* *is our coach for that quiz*
~~~~~
Quizmaster: "John baptized with --"
*everyone in room jumps*
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Abbey: "I'm hot!"
me: "Take off your hoodie!"
Abbey: *looking extremely sheepish* "Uh, I couldn't find my quiz shirt..."
me: O_O "Wai... wha... um, do you mean that you don't have anything on under your hoodie? Nevermind! Don't take off your hoodie!!!!"
Abbey, me and Josc: *start laughing hysterically*
Josclin: "Wow, you changed your mind fast on that one! 'DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR HOODIE!!!'"
me: "Well... it was just... like... AAAH!"
Abbey: "I DO have a shirt on. Just not my quiz shirt!"
me: "Whew! I was really worried there for a minute."
~~~~~
*in the middle of a quiz, everyone in the room starts talking*
Mr. K: "Let me know when you're done. *to the other adults* This is the chattiest bunch of quizzers I've ever had!"
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Katy: *holding up an empty soda-bottle* *very proudly* "I just chugged a whole energy drink!"
me: "Oh... no."
Ben (her brother): *rather proudly* "I gave it to her!"
me: "WHYYYY?"
Ben: "Um... it seemed like a good idea at the time?"
me: "But it wasn't!"
Ben: "Well..."
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Matt: "Hey Narie! If Alicia and me got in a fight, who do you think would win?"
me: (and understand that Alicia is petite and Matt is BIG.) "Alicia."
Matt: "WHAT?!?"
me: "Hannah, what do YOU think?"
Hannah: "Huh?"
me: "If Matt and Alicia got in a fight, who do you think would win?"
Hannah: *thinks* "Um... Alicia."
Matt: "WHAT? I don't believe this!!"
me: "She WOULD! She'd get upset and you'd feel bad and let her win."
Matt: *laughs* "Well... yeah I probably would."
~~~~~
Josclin: "Hey Josh! Remember me?"
Josh: *shakes head*
Josclin: "Whew!"
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Antion: *hands candy back to me*
me: "But I don't want them! I was trying to get rid of them!" *throws candy at him*
Antion: *doesn't catch* (I hadn't, uh, exactly warned him.)
*tube of candy falls on floor*
*a bunch spills*
Antion: *picks up candy* *pours it into my hand* *it overflows my hand as my hand is far smaller than his* *we begin picking it up again*
Dad: *comes past and sees us kneeling on floor* "What are you doing?"
Antion: "Um... I guess you could say that we're picking up dirty candy hearts!"
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Matt: "What's fun to do is to go to [this fancy restaurant in town] and order spaghetti and eat it with your fingers. The waitresses look at you like you're crazy and you get the weirdest looks!"
Alicia and me: "Wonder why!"
Matt: "You should try it! It's fun!"
me: "No! NO!"
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Antion: *about his senior picture* "Ugh! I did not get that one!!"
Sam and me: "Yeah... that's pretty obvious from your face. Uh, I have NO CLUE what the answer is..."
Antion: "In fact, I didn't hear the question!"
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me: *looks over at Sam who has his arm over his stomach* "Um, are you hungry?"
Sam: "I'm STARVING! Josh said at the FIRST quiz that he could my stomach growling the whole time."
me: "Samuel! Didn't you eat breakfast?"
Sam: "I did! I did! I ate a bowl of cereal just like I do every day!"
me: "That sounds like a story."
Sam: "What does?"
me: "Sam began the day with a bowl of cereal, like he did, every day."
Sam: *laughs* "It seemed like every other day. But this day was different! ...um, why was it different?"
me: "Because today Sam would be helping peel a gazillion pounds of potatoes."
Sam: "Yeah!"
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So... yeah... as I hope these quotes give you some idea, it was a LOT of fun. ^_^
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