On Sunday afternoon we were listening to an Odessy CD. They were saying 'and the angel appeared to Mary, a v*rgin who was engaged to Joseph, saying that she would have a baby and name him Jesus...'  but Mary replied' but how can this be true for I am a v*rgin."

5yo dd turns around to me in astonishment and says,

" I didn't know Mary was allergic!!"

(and, eh-hem, I just said "oh really, they said that? and left it at that! LOL)

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And just moments after this.... (while I was still trying to stiffle my laughter).....

I was contact papering a bookmark dd made recently. She asked "WHAT are you doing to my bookmark??!" 

me-- " I am putting contact paper on it to make it stronger."

dd-- "Can you put some on me too?????"

Then she grabbed the scraps of contact paper and stuck them on her wrists-- "Look! I'm stronger now Mommy!!"