The rants, rambles, and otherwise uninteresting happenings in the life of...well, ME, you might say. You mean you wanna know more? Ok ok, you have my warning! (For you who want to know lots more about me, go here.)
Not Sandy Claws, of course. I'm talking about the Presidents. Not the Bushes, either. The Presidents Beth and I clean house for.
We think they have their house bugged.
They're rich enough to. They're paranoid enough to (they have an alarm
system). Eric thinks it's in the moose-antler chandelier in the main
room, because it's over the piano, in a central location, and you can
hear everything that happens in the house (except in the basement). We
also thought about the possibility of two-way mirrors, because they
have a mirror by the computer, in the library, by the stairs, and of
course in the bathrooms. Hopefully the bathroom mirrors are not two-way.
It's just that things have been a little strange and suspicious.
Mrs. President has this beautiful mahogany or rosewood (it's a deep maroonish
red) grand piano, which is her baby. The first time we went there, to
be shown what to do, Mr. President said not to touch the piano; she's
picky about its cleaning and stuff. Mom didn't hear that part; she was yaking
with Mrs. President. So the first time we cleaned, Mom started to dust
the piano and I said, "They don't want the piano touched," so she
stopped.
The next time there was a note on the piano saying "Don't touch the piano."
Time before last, we were discussing the cleaning of the rug under the
piano bench, since they have an inside dog and cat who sheds. There was
hair all over it and it looked bad. Mom said she didn't want to move
the bench, since Mrs. President might have it in a specific place. So
she vacuumed the rug with the hand attachment, and didn't touch the
piano or the bench.
Last time (yesterday) we went there, the piano was moved off the rug,
and there was a note on the counter saying to move the piano bench and
pull the rug away and vacuum it.
Suspicious?
I think so.
Unless it's us who are paranoid!
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paranoia | Wednesday, November 22, 2006 | 1:37 PM
Posted by 1Jasper
LOL. I enjoyed your story. I used to clean house, so I know the feeling... :) I love your last question. I always wonder when I am thinking that someone is being paranoid if maybe it's just me being paranoid! Oh, the irony! Tee-hee
