I have a theory that Goodwill buys the clothes that they put in their store window.  The stuff in the window is always the newest style and is in really good shape. Like one time my mom and I happened to be driving by and I saw a new South Pole jacket hanging in the window. And if you know anything about what’s in style you’ll know that South Pole is in. (Not that I know much, but all you have to do is look around the stores and see what cost the most and what there’s a bunch of). Anyway, if somebody has something like that they’re most likely not going to be giving it up to Goodwill. If it were too small they’d probably give it to a good friend.

If you look in any of the Goodwill stores you won’t find something that nice. The stuff in there is Faded Glory stone-washed mom jeans, worn down raggedy stank shoes, 30 year old flannel shirts, lice infested headbands, grungy wedding dresses, big ginormous boxes of greasy looking curtains and sheets, and don’t forget those crocheted vests and old snotty handkerchiefs. Why don’t they ever those in the window?                     

  Sometimes you might find something decent in Goodwill, but it’s not likely.

And that’s why I think that Goodwill buys clothes to put in their window.