Stories of Rush Lover
• Sep. 11, 2008 - Making a Toilet
| Ok you might be thinking “Making a toilet! Who are you Martha Stewart?” Well no. I simply went over to my friend’s house the other day and we were playing in the woods building a fort and whatnot. When I had to go to the bathroom and the house was really far away from where we were at. So I said, “Hey Jessie lets make a toilet.” So we did. And the whole time when she was lollygagging around and wouldn’t let me dig the hole, I never hinted that I REALLY had to go. Although I was kind of humming the “I got go, got to go, got to go right now, got to go, got to go, got to go” song from that commercial to myself as I stood there crossing my legs. I was pretty proud of myself, for it was really hard not to take the shovel away from her and dig myself.
I know you're probably thinking, “You built a toilet? How could you build a toilet in the middle of the woods with nothing but a shovel? Well we simply just dug a hole in the ground and laid a log over it and Jess she decided that she wanted some cushion on the toilet so she spread some leaves on the “seat.” After we had done that we built like a little shelter over the toilet. And yes we had a door. It was made out of leaves and was built kind of like a saloon door.
As soon as we got that done I ran in, and when I came out it felt so much better. Also when I came out I was greeted by a look from Jessie that said, “You mean you actually used the toilet? You’re crazy” so I asked her, “What do you expect a toilet to be used for?” and she said, “For a nice little bench.” So the rest of the time she mostly just sat on the toilet just as if it were a regular chair. |
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This is a blog of a christian teenage girl who is big into awsome music like Rush (which is my number one fav), Journey, Tom Petty, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Super Tramp, Michael Jackson, Superchick, Reliant K, Toby Mac, Matalica, Icon for Hire, Fireflight, Good Morning Midnight, ForeverAtLast, and tons mor that I can't even think of right now. Anyway hope you enjoy my blog. Jesus Loves you.
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