Stories of Rush Lover

• Sep. 11, 2008 - Making a Toilet

    Ok you might be thinking “Making a toilet! Who are you Martha Stewart?” Well no. I simply went over to my friend’s house the other day and we were playing in the woods building a fort and whatnot. When I had to go to the bathroom and the house was really far away from where we were at. So I said, “Hey Jessie lets make a toilet.” So we did. And the whole time when she was lollygagging around and wouldn’t let me dig the hole, I never hinted that I REALLY had to go. Although I was kind of humming the “I got go, got to go, got to go right now, got to go, got to go, got to go” song from that commercial to myself as I stood there crossing my legs. I was pretty proud of myself, for it was really hard not to take the shovel away from her and dig myself.

 I know you're probably thinking, “You built a toilet? How could you build a toilet in the middle of the woods with nothing but a shovel? Well we simply just dug a hole in the ground and laid a log over it and Jess she decided that she wanted some cushion on the toilet so she spread some leaves on the “seat.” After we had done that we built like a little shelter over the toilet. And yes we had a door. It was made out of leaves and was built kind of like a saloon door.

 As soon as we got that done I ran in, and when I came out it felt so much better. Also when I came out I was greeted by a look from Jessie that said, “You mean you actually used the toilet? You’re crazy” so I asked her, “What do you expect a toilet to be used for?” and she said, “For a nice little bench.” So the rest of the time she mostly just sat on the toilet just as if it were a regular chair.
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• Sep. 11, 2008 - YUCK!

Sent By Jenni
She sat on it after you peed on it?!
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• Sep. 11, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Sent By Anonymous
Yes.
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• Sep. 11, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Sent By Anonymous
Yeah I know!
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• Sep. 13, 2008 - YIKES!

Sent By Julie
I thought you were going to say "It was really hard not to take the shovel and whack her over the head so I could pee in private." :)

Great post!
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• Sep. 17, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Sent By Anonymous
Seriously, people, have you never peed outside before? You don't pee on the log, you just sit on it while you pee into the hole!
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• Sep. 19, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Sent By Anonymous
That Jessie! She just doesn't know about roughin' it, does she?
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