Well I went yard sailing the other day and I got tons of stuff including American Eagle and Aeropostale clothes, and this cool, comfy, room matchin’ chair. And you want to know how much I got it for? Five bucks! And I tell you what it’s the comfiest chair I ever did sit in.

 It’s so comfy I have to fight Patrick for it most of the time. Once I told him he should become one of the Veggie Tales pirates because he never does anything except sit in my chair. So, I think he would fit nicely with them.