I went back to harp class in Bloomington for the second semester after Christmas break. And all was normal until it came towards the end of the class where usually if somebody brought their favorite CD the whole class would listen to it. Well I was the one who brought the CD so we played mine.
The CD that I brought happened to be the band that my friend is in which is a screaming Christian punk band. My teacher didn’t know what a screaming Christian punk band was, so I warned her not to turn the volume knob up very high. The first song came on and by this time one of the Paris Girls had this dirty look on her face and looked like her panties were in a bunch. So we listened to the song for like five seconds then Teacher turned it off real quick.
And by the way I don’t know if you remember but when I first started going to Bloomington I posted and there were this girls which I call The Paris Girls that had just gotten back from a harp competition in Paris, France.
Then I gave her my other CD which was a fairly mellow Christian rock CD. So we listened to the first song and then turned it off.
Then I don’t know how the subject got brought up but Teacher didn’t know what the Chicken Dance was, so my friends and I got up and did the Chicken Dance for Teacher.
Right as we finish Paris Girl says in an offended voice, “This is why I don’t go to school”. And my friend and I are like we are home schooled too. At this point I’m thinking “Get a grip Paris Girl it’s the Chicken Dance!” of coarse then I tell my mom this story and she starts busting out laughing about uppity Paris Girl being all against the Chicken Dance. Plus I don’t think that the screaming Christian punk music helped either. |
• Jan. 17, 2009 - chicken dance discrace