So the other night I had this dream that I was a robber. Except instead of the ski mask and robber suit being completely black I was dressed in bright white with a bright white ski mask.

 So now you’re probably asking “So what did you steal?” I’ll tell you what I stole, I stole the last three rolls of toilet paper that some old couple had in their bathroom. Now mind you this wasn’t any old toilet paper that I took, this was the super deluxe super thin floral print kind. After I got the three rolls of the super deluxe toilet paper out of the cabinet I put them in a white plastic bag.

 After that I woke up. Who knows what I ended up doing with the toilet paper? Maybe I used it for myself or maybe I sold it to the local pawn shop. I might have even been caught by the old lady and she beat me with her cane till I gave her back her toilet paper. Or maybe just maybe I was like the Grinch and brought it back, because if I remember correctly, I even took the small roll which was in the dispenser.