"They" say that messy people aren't disorganized at all ... they say that if you ask one of them, they will know exactly where that paper is, or that coupon*. The problem is, no one else does.

Messies are known to be frequently frazzled, especially when someone tries to be helpful and "clears up a little". If you ever want to remain friends DO NOT DO THAT!!!! You see, then she won't know where everything is any more.

Messy people are, believe it or not, control freaks. Everything has to be done their way, and they are always getting around to it. Suggestions on how to clear up are simply not welcome, as we have the heavenly (oops, did I say we?? ) vision of perfection in our heads, and the reason why we have not gotten around to making our desk that clean is that the time it will take to get to that state of perfection is never available.

Until then, we will remain blissfully happy in our pigpen.

*BTW, if you have any need for an expired coupon for Firestone, let me know; it's on the mid-left near the back under that book on freelance writing...