• Apr. 30, 2007 - A Word From Moses... :D
Hi there! My name is Moses, of the “leading the Israelites across the Jordan” fame. I’m here to speak with you today about the benefits of going through your very own wilderness experience.
It’s all about the muscle groups. Yes, you heard me! If you look at the back of your Bible and check out the map section, you’ll see why.
One word…
MOUNTAINS.
Back in the days when I was on God’s green earth, Yahweh had this habit of making me walk up to the top of mountains to get the good stuff. Yes, He met me in the tent most of the time, but when it came to stuff like getting the Ten Commandments and letting me hear His whisper, He had me walk up, and up, and up…you get the picture. Results are that I’m in heaven now with the most magnificent thigh and calf muscles ever seen on an eternal body. My biceps aren’t all that bad looking either – I had to lean so hard on my stick when the slope of the mountain got extra steep, I could almost hear my biceps brachii popping.
Sinai, Nebo, Horeb, Hor, Paran, Shepher, Herman....they’re all in the history books; every one of them holds a sweet memory for me, even though I thought I would die with the Lord God Jehovah being so close…I’m sure you understand..
So here’s my advice to you young whippersnappers: if you want to enter heaven in GLORY and have the angels stand about looking on in awe and wonder, check out the whole mountain thing yourself. It does take a little longer and strains the backs of your legs like nothing else on earth, but the view from the top and the Lord God Himself at your side is more than worth it.
So hike up those pant legs, get your boots on, and get going.
He’s waiting for you.
(By the way, you’re going to get a whole lot more than big muscles out of the experience. Trust me on this one.) |
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