I was making a sandwich one day and all of a sudden the sandwich started to talk to me. It said, “Don’t forget the mayo,”

I said, “Ok.”

Then as I was making the sandwich it said, “Don’t forget the tomato”.

“I completely forgot,” I said. I was done making the sandwich I said “ I am going to cut you in half, ok?” The sandwich was quiet. I said, "Did you hear me?”

The sandwich replied “ Why you going to cut me in half?”

I said, “I like my sandwich that way. It is a lot better to eat you that way.”

The sandwich said,  “Don’t forget the chips.”

I said, “Ok.” I went and got the chips and when I came back the sandwich was gone. I yelled, “Nooooo! Where did you go sandwich?” The sandwich had got up and left.

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