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Tuesday, July 3, 2007 - Really Bad Food Riddles-2

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Q.  What do math teachers like to eat?

A.  A square meal.

 

Q.  Why did the boy throw his butter out the window?

A.  He wanted to see butterfly.

 

Q.  What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus?

A.  Drumsticks for everyone.

 

Q.  What do you call a hen that gets in sunburn in Florida?

A.  Southern fried chicken.

 

Q.  What vegetable do you find in a crowded room?

A.  Squash.

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