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The World According to Matthew
2/5/2008
Assignment 17
| One dark afternoon, I was doing my job taking care of the bean stock. I made sure that every thing was going smoothly and everything was growing nice and strong. After it got to the 2000-foot mark I went up to make sure my house was okay. As I walked up the twisting stairs, I heard this odd sound the sounded like tiny humans. As I got up to my door I saw them knocking at it. The words came right out of my mouth.” Fe Fi though thumb, I smell the breath of an Englishman.” As I said that, I saw little footsteps going to my geese that layed the golden eggs. They were in the basement that had rats the size of mini vans. As I tried to catch them before they got to the door with one of my geese, they climbed down my bean stock as fast as they could. At the bottom, they chopped down my nice bean stock. I had so much trouble with my pesky neighbors that my wife and I moved back to “Him Beloved Town” where we lived peacefully and had four children.
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