Be prepared to be thrown into deep, sudden and most glorious SHOCK. This is the PipNSyd show, complete with theme music which makes Bill the Soundman VERY happy, and will be [hopefully, hahaha] posted every week. If ever you're sad or grumpy, jist call 1-800-Pip-NSyd! We also have special guests every so often. Call us if you need someone blackmailed, muahaha! We also do special requests! Enjoy!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/ en-us Homeschool Blogger Sat, 8 Aug 2009 09:20:00 -0500 Sat, 8 Aug 2009 09:20:00 -0500 The last entry has been deleted. http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/715443/ Sat, 8 Aug 2009 09:20:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/715443/ At this point, we often have to ask ourselves not only if there is a method to our madness...but also, isn't blackmail ALWAYS included when talking about us??? GET AWAY FROM MY CREAM PUFFS, PIP! Dude, I was nowhere NEAR your bally cream puffs. His name is Teddy Quirky and he likes you. =^D I couldn't help but bring zee widdle doodad back in! He should be a regular here at the studio. Pay no attention to the eggs; those ain't cups of dye, they're highly flammable chemicals!!! One person's idea of fashion. *clears throat and moves on* Just to be fair. ;-D Ignore G.B.'s foot there on the side. Beggars can't be choosers. We invite the Girls to the studio, and look what happens!!! The man with the moose. His name is Tony. =^D JAIMZ!!! No, not AC, just Jaimz. LOOMIS! RILEY POOLE GLASSES! And popcorn. What more could you ask for? ...okay, there is one more thing. Just to prove how much we love each other...there was a peekchur av Damian that I WAS going to post, but the RC ate it up. Oh well! *trips happily away laughing wickedly* http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/691641/ Fri, 22 May 2009 14:38:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/691641/ It was nearly a year ago, last summer, when the two Freaks made the mistake of being in a play together. Short of weirding everyone out by their general cookiness and shocking all the Normal teens there [they were only there, of course, because it was summertime and they would have done horribly Normal things with their time if they hadn't some SOMEthing to amuse themselves] by reading books during the intermissions, here's a couple clips of what really went on that summer: Pip *comes back from getting her theatrical makeup on and trying not to lick the lipstick off* Syd *bursts out laughing* PIP YOU LOOK WEIRD IN MAKEUP! Pip: Shall I now comment upon YOUR appearance? Syd: Naw; because you don't admit to seeing true beauty. Pip: 0_o Later... Syd: PIIIIIIP! Someone babysitting the bratty kids who like to hang around for the snacks: SHH! Pip *whispering* Whaaaat? Syd *in a breathy squeak* They have black coffee over there on that table! Pip N Syd *nearly kill each other racing to the coffee pot* Later... Normal Teen *walking up to Syd* Hi there. Syd: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERSON! .....ok, maybe she didn't quite do that...allow me to rephrase: Um. Hi. Normal Teen: Where do you go to school? Syd: I'm homeschooled. Normal Teen: Oh. *walks off* Later... Pip *sauntering up to the dance instructor* Hey, would it be alright if during the waltzing scene I do it with Sydnee? Because we've been to several dances together, see, and we're kinda used to dancing together...*winces at how weird that sounded* Instructor: Yeah SURE whatever. Pip: .........thanks then. Bill *is sitting in the corner of the lower floor theatre where the practies are held, wondering if it has theme music* Later... Syd: OW! Someone: SHHHHHHHH! Pip *is getting murderously angry with the soupy ladies who are being more loud in their shushing than the stir-crazy Local Youth* Syd, I did NOT step on your toe. Syd: YES YOU...uh, yes you did. Pip: You're supposed to move like THIS. Syd: No you are NOT. You go like this, I've done this before! Pip N Syd *execute a very bad waltzing rendition and nearly kill each other trying to right themselves* Ah yes. Theatre. It's not all fun and games. I can't really say that no one was harmed in the whole summerlong affair; both of us got our knees hurt from a stoopid dance where one had to get on and off and on and off and on and off [it was the little kids' faults, they kept getting the movements wrong!!!] your knees. And amid the other casualties, such as us getting in trouble backstage for laughing over almost nothing and the various problems Syd's huge hoop skirts caused [she insisted upon wearing it] not to mention Pip's getting laughed at for her male theatrical attire [she insisted upon playing a boy]...yeah, it was an interesting experience. For all that, we only got one sleepover out of the deal.  Stay tuned and next time we'll relate to you the terrifying, the blood-chilling, the one and only story of Creepy Kenny vs. Sydnee Yavanenski, as told to the general public.   http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/691629/ Sat, 23 May 2009 14:20:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/691629/ Pip~N~Syd: *for ONCE in their life-time are feeling gloomy* Bob, Bill, Frank, Clovis, Slaytyr, FREDERICCCCCK, [*wonders how to type a German "ICK" correctly* and all the other doo-lollies: *are shocked* Pip: *suddenly screams* Syd and Bill: *jump frum fright* Syd: WHAT was that all about?!!? Pip: Oi 'ate gloominess fer dinner! This studio is not fer bein' gloomy!!!! LET'S THROW A PARTAY! Syd: But what if we are TOO happy and goofy sometimes? I mean-- Pip: *yells in her ear* YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And anyhoo.. if you didn't want ta be happy ya shoulda never come ta zee studio! Syd: *agrees and pulls a hot air baloon out of zee closet* Bill: ooooooo! Does it have theme mooseek!?!?!? PipNSyd: *sings hot air baloon theme mooseek surprisingly on tune* Slayt: *laughs, flips the hair out of his eyes and play zee mooseek on his fiddle* All of the Inklings: *parTAY hardy* Jules: I can stay long. I have a JOB! *tries in vain to look important* PipNSyd: *roll eye and tie theri d**r brudder up* YOU'LL LEAVE WHEN WE SAY YOU CAN LEAVE* Andrew Jordan SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHAMBLEE: *stugles faintly* AC: *comes in to his first PipNSyd show and LAWFS it!* I think I will write a poem about this! Katsy and G.B.: *come bouncing in* Poe and Arabella: *look in on all the "immature ruffians" and run screaming back out* Lynnie: *claps hands above her head like Damian  and makes Syd burst out laughing* Lynnie and Syd: *at the same time* I got sum'in' cukin'! Slayt: *makes Damian look like a limp cabbash* Syd: SLAYT!!!! HE GIVES TA HOSPICE!!!! Slayt: *doesna CARE* Pip: *laughs and lawfs[in a sisterly way] Slayt* Everyone: *forgets their worries and joins the parTAY* Show: *ends being another succesful care-lifting occasion* http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/688103/ Mon, 11 May 2009 21:20:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/688103/ Pip *is on the phone with Syd* Syd: Yeh, so, the wedding was really great. Too bad you've never been to one, you nasty widdle gurl. Pip: Blah blah BLAH. S'whut? Syd *hums wedding march and is trying most desperately not only to keep from laughing over something which will never be relayed to the reader by this typer* Pip *snarls* Syd: Oh, by the way, have you posted Pip N Syd this weekend? *dead silence on both ends* Syd: DID YOU? Pip: Er...um... Syd *sighs heavily and puts a hand to her forehead and is only saved from fainting by Slayt's strong arm around her shoulders* Pip: Oi've been BUSY! Syd: BUT OUR FANS ARE COUNTING ON US! Pip: WHAT FANS?! Clovis: *cartwheeling by* Me, for instance! Pip *luves Clovis* Syd: Our last post was Laura's partAY. Pip: Whoah....that was a long time ago, wudn't it? Syd: Uh, YEAH. *mutters* Duh... Pip: WHADDID YOU SAY??? Syd: Oh, btw, and have you worked on LMS yet?* * co-A, see other blog Pip: ............ Syd: PIP!!!!! Pip: WHAAAAAT? Oi said, I've...been...BUUUUSYyyyyyyyyYYYY! Syd: Yeah, but...good grief! Pip: Grr! Okay, I'll post PipNSyd and then I'll work on the co-A. Like...tonight or tomorrow. Clovis: PUT ME INNIT! Syd: You'd better. Pip: Do the work or put Clovis in the co-A? *snickers* Bill the Soundman: Does the co-A have theme music? Clovis *tugs Pip's tie-dye shirt and giggles* Syd: Oh, and what number episode is this? Pip: Who cares? Syd: I CARE! Pip: WHY?! Syd: BeCAUSE. Pip: Gimme a better reason than that! Syd: How will we know when to have a partay on our 50th. episode if we don't keep track of 'em? Pip: Honey, every episode issa partay. Clovis *lawfs and luves this blog but wants to be in the co-A!* Pip: Nooo, hon, you're inna 'nother book. Slaytyr *is still mad about Damion* Typist *grins at her own spelling* Pip *hears a crash and abruptly hangs up the phone* Syd: Hello? ........HELLO? http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/685199/ Sun, 3 May 2009 00:50:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/685199/ Syd: I lawf this colour! CASPIAN! Caspian: *looks kewl* Pip: YEAH RIGHT! *canNOT buhlieve he just typed that...* Syd: GAH! French Waiter: *dances in carrying cream puffs and BLACK coffee and root beeeeeer and eclairs and all that loverly stuffeth* Rabid Squirrel: *tags behind him wearing a hungry expression on his kwoot widdle face* Syd: STAY AWAY FROM MY CREAM PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pip: They're not YOURS, they're MIIIIIIIIIINE! *crazy laughter* Syd: CASPIAN! Do your dagger...thing! Caspian: *does it and nearly hits Jules in the chest* Uh...sorry... Syd: WOOOHEEEEY! Hey wait...what is Jules doing here? Chipper: *runs in squeaking* WAHOO, PARTY!!!!!!!! Rodents: *like Da Squirrel* Montezuma: *burns chocolate* PipNSyd and everybody else run scweamin' to the kitchen: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G.B.: *watches Balto* Syd: I LAWF THAT MOoVIE! Balto: Thanx. PipNSyd: GAH! He types like Jules! Jules: o_0 Syd: I don't like Balto anymore! Frank the Doololly: *looks kewl* Syd: *talks in her hinge cell phone* Heyloo? And don't ask what this is... Clovis: *cartwheels around and hands Laura a bunch of purty flawrs* Random Skunk: You can call me Flower if you want to, I don't mind. Inklings: *go nuts* Bambi: *jumps around in the meadow of wildflawrs...calling mother* Snoopy: *picks all the flawrs and dances around looking adorable, then waltzed over to Laura and bows gallantly* Pip: *Electric Cockroach Laughter and LUVES SNOOPY!!!!!!* Slaytyr: *plays Celtic music for Laura* Root beer and cream puffs and JASON the Cabbash and eclairs and creme sodas and black coffee and monster cookies and Laura's fudge brownies: *are gobbled* Wind: *blows* Normal People: *stare in stoopid agony* WMW People: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *run for their LIVES* PipNSyd: .....nobody else will prolly understand this...BUT WE'RE HAVING FUN! *dance around* G.B.: *wonders whether all that crashing is Tootsie tearing up Momsie's garden* Katsy: o_0 Everyone: IT'S SANDY!!!!!!!!! [zee soupy neighbor dog] Sandy: ?????? Syd: I need lotsa chocolate. Chocolate: *is eaten* Jules: *smiles soupily* Wall-E: *is forgotten, goes to Wall-E World to motor over cockroaches* Cockroaches: GAH! *scweam and run off* DeKker: PIP ANSWER MY PMS! Pip: LEMME ALONE! *dumps a slushie over his head and Syd's head and Jules's head and everyone's heads and then charmingly hands one to Laura* S'THERE. Syd: Why is DeKker here? GIT OUTTA HERE! *blows one of those twirly birthday thingies in his ear* Everyone: *jumps and screams and hugs Laura to help her cheer up* CHEERUPLAURAWEALLLUVEANDLAWFANDLOVEYOU! [if you can read that, you're so stwong and so smawt..] http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/677990/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:06:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/677990/ Heylooo, peoples!!! For this episode, I [Pip] have decided to try something new. Y'know how all those annoying commercials which are really fun to mute and make voices to always flash by in loik, thirty seconds? This is what we've been reduced to; computer work has bitten into the time usually spent wildly typing an episode. SO. here goes, the thirty-second episode. Read fast! Bill: *hums theme music* Syd: *beats Bill on the head with rolling pins* Pip: *dumps a slushie on top of Jaimz's head* [interview with Mr. Jaimz coming soon!] Wall-E: *wheels around wildly* Clovis: *cartwheels by* The Neighbors: *are weirded out and call the police* Police: *nervously knock on the studio door* Pip N Syd: *bellow out their theme song and scare the police away, throwing cream puffs after them* Slaytyr: *plays St. Anne's Reel on his fiddle* Associates in Crime [i.e., pardners of the PipNSyd Show] *dance* So that's it, folkses, a last-minute attempt at an episode. SOMEbody tell me which number this one is!!! *dies* http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/673798/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:03:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/673798/  Once upon a time, we were both in the North Tower listening to square dance music and calls while the wintry wind blew the frosty branches so that they clacked. Loomis meowed on top of a stack of my books. "Swing boy! Swing your partner swing swing swing your partner! Swing-" "SOMEBODY MAKE HIM SHADDUP!!!" Syd screamed "Don't curse-" Katsy began "I WASN'T!" Syd grumbled. I rolled my eyes as Syd took a picture of me. "id you would only SMILE!" Syd protested as I groaned at the resulting peekchur. "You look like a villain!!!" G.B. said "You can play with it but it's off limits." Syd was being mean. Katsy cocked an eyebrow. "Wha....?..." Suddenly, nice, sweet Soren walked in as G.B. picked fleas from the horses hair. "Hey Sydnee" Soren said. His auburn hair fell into his vibrant blue eyes. Syd thought it was cute. I thought it was kinda weird. "THE CAMERA'S GONNA DIE, AND THAT'LL BE THE END!!" Syd sang (*AHEM*) off-key. I winced. "...of that long black train comin' 'round th' bend!" Soren trilled, surprisingly in-tune. I must go, for Syd is impatient to go roller-skating with all of us. "I wish I knew the rest of this long and weird song, but since I don't know it I'll just make it up as I go along...."Syd's voice faded into the firelight of my library. MAKE YOU SKIES BE EVER BLUE! ~Pip~ NOTE: Syd, you glorious, sweet, wonderful, dreadful, uh, nice and great good friend, DO NOT DLETE THIS!!! It shall ever be a memory to a time when both of us were wild, young  and Toddly Scarper is Nate! UPDATED NOTE FROM SYD WHO POSTED THIS: Hey up! This is something that Pip scrawle on my laptop and as you see she threatened me not to delete it! Almost all of that happened...well Soren Fulton didn't walk in or anything (*sigh*) but everything else is accurate! I hated that swing dabce song.. It was HER idea to listen to it! I don't think we went roller-skating though... did we Pip? I made that song up!! heehee! *sings* THERE'S A DEAD BATTERY COMIN' 'ROUND THE BEND!! THE CAMERA'S GONNA DI-IE AND THAT'LL BE THE END!! *runs of int o the Wicklow mountains before Pip knocks her head off for singing in public* ;-)Syd http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/671156/ Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:24:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/671156/ Syd was sitting boredly in her house one Friday midnight, listening to the swish of the dripping rain on the roof and trying to pay attention to the cowboys in the book she was reading. Arabella the Snob and Poe of Poe, Inc. both snored thunderously on the huge L-shaped couch. Syd was bored to tears so began sobbing hysterically. ............ok, scratch that. Syd wished Pip was there instead of having frozen root beer by herself at The Party. Nearly to the brink of being driven mad a second time, Syd pulled on her black (and green!) cloak, and wandered outside. Without thinking she found herself wandering towards the studios, where a single light glittered through the thin sheets of rain. Bill was there, most likely trying to come up with a theme song for her cowboy book. She should have never told him about it. Grumbling to herself, Syd walked through the door. Syd: Hey Bill, whatcha doin'? Bill: *dodging the camera stand that decided to fall over at that moment* Uh......... Syd: *taps her foot* You aren't trying to come up with a theme song for my cowboy book, are you? *gently picks up the camera stand and names it Danny* Bill: *brightening* Nope, but thanx for reminding me. Syd: *screams because Bill spelled thanks like Jules and whops the sound-guy over the 'ead* Bill: I was actually trying to figure out where my root beer went. Wall-E world is out of it... Wall-E: *motoring around angrily* Naaaaaaaasteeeeeee stoore! Electric Cockroach: *is squished by Wall-E* Bill:...and my cup of root beer is no longer here! *sobs* Syd: *dramatic pause* I think...I know..where it went. *face grows pale* It must be...*dons her professional glasses and looks around, trying to see with both contacts and glasses at the same time* Bill: Where? WHERE?! *wants his root beer* Wall-E: ??? Syd: *dials on her handy dandy cell phone with the Whistling Willard or whuteveh Jaimz's theme song is on it as the ringtone* Hey, Pip? Pip: WAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Syd:........... Pip: CUM TA TH' PAWTAY, WE'UNS IS HAVIN' A GOOD TOIME!!!!!! *crash* Bill: *raises an eyebrow* Syd: *snapping the cell phone shut* Clovis stole Wal-Mart's root beer and took it to The Party! Quick, we gotta skeedaddle and join the insanity!!!! *rushes out the door happily* Bill: *follows with a confused look on his face* Wall-E :.............?! Camera stand: *decides to fall over again* Show: *ends* http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/668793/ Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:35:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/668793/ NOTE: These videos go along with episode no. 13, so read that first. ~Thanks!     Also, pictures of this evening and the following day are here: http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/islanderhideaway/666641/ http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/666690/ Sun, 8 Mar 2009 19:34:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/PipNSyd/666690/