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Have you ever...?

Sun, 1 Feb 2009 21:25:00 -0600

Have you ever gone somewhere...say to a baby shower...stayed two hours...come home, pull off your shoes and THEN notice you have on two different KINDS of shoes??? Not colors...both were black clogs but one was smooth leather and the other was textured leather. One had white stitching around sole the other had black; the heels were of different heights also!!! The only thing these two shoes had in common were the fact that they were black and were leather clogs!!! How embarrassing!!! I am just so glad I did not realize it until I got home or I would died of embarrassment. Fortunately, I sat in the back of the room against a wall so probably both feet were not exposed - I can only hope. Anyway, hope your Sunday was better than mine!

I am still around but can be found more at www.cakeandcam.blogspot.com this is the website that I post all of my pictures and stories as it tends to be a bit easier to tinker with. Come by and visit me and let me know you stopped by with a comment. BTW I finally changed my Christmas template...yeah me!

Smart Doctor

Mon, 1 Dec 2008 09:20:00 -0600

A worried woman went to her  gynecologist and said:'Doctor , I have a serious problem and  desperately need your help! My

baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant  again. I don't want kids

so close together.'

So the doctor said: 'Ok, and  what do you want me to do?'

She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy,  and I'm counting on

your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a  little, and after some silence he said to the

lady:  'I think I have a better  solution for your problem. It's less

dangerous for  you too.'

She smiled,  thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he  continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take

care of 2 babies at  the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way,

you could rest some  before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of

them, it doesn't  matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your

body if you chose the  one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible!  It's a

crime to kill a child!

'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you  seemed to be ok with

it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution. The  doctor smiled, realizing

that he had  made his point.

He convinced the  mom that there is no difference in killing a child

that's already been born and  one that's still in the womb. The crime is the

same!

If you agree, please  forward. Together we can help save precious lives!

Happy Thanksgiving from the Hill Family

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:32:00 -0600

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From Mommy to Mom to Mother

Thu, 9 Oct 2008 20:42:00 -0500

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
   Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the
sandbox.
   Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.
   Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of carpets.
   Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
   Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their answer when a
little voice says, 'Because I love you best.'
   Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or
years or grade...It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to
Mother...

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.

14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.

16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!

25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it!

35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.

45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?

65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure
that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman
must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial
mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the
caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the
beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

Come Visit...

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:13:00 -0500

Come visit me for a pictorial journey of our homeschool ventures at Blog Worthy - A Pictorial Journey. If you drop by please leave a comment (as I do not have a visitor counter yet) so I can pop in and visit your blog as well.

The "Southern" Ten Commandments

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:10:00 -0500

A friend sent this to me….We need a whole Bible Translation like this.

Some folks have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments.

Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.

The Southern Ten Commandments
( actually posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan , Ky. )

(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin ' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day

I am still here...

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:07:00 -0500

Computer Competition

Tue, 8 Jul 2008 09:25:00 -0500

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

  'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

What My Mother Taught Me...

Thu, 8 May 2008 09:11:00 -0500

What My Mother Taught Me
Author Unknown

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
I just finished cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION .
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they are going to get stuck that way."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me WISDOM .
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like you"

Sorry I have not been around much...

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:59:00 -0500

If you have dropped by my blog and seen I have not added anything in weeks, it is not because I have not wanted to - we have been very busy and have had so much sickness this winter. It has been one cold or infection after another. Now we are in allergy season... I have three with really bad spring allergies so there is no relief in sight.

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