Here I try and remember to tell the world about the random things that I do! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/ en-us Homeschool Blogger Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:02:00 -0500 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:02:00 -0500 From a Dog's Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary - Same Day Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates of what I am capable. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now. http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/507637/ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:02:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/507637/ Well...  I suppose I will be nice to you all and end your suspense. That was quite a cliff hanger I left you with last time!  (I should write a suspense novel!!) Anyway, I didn't actually end up going to the hospital or anything like that.  All that happened is that myself and a couple friends got caught riding our bikes during the worst storm of the season! :) When we started riding it was just sprinkling but by the end it was a complete downpour!!  We were so wet we started riding through the puddles because it really didn't matter any more! :) Well...  After all of that suspense, that us pretty much it! :)  We ended up going to my friend's house to dry off and warm up a bit and then that was the end of the adventure!  Pretty booring huh! :) Well...  I'm sorry!  I know you are all dissapointed but please don't start any riots or anything! Anyway, right now I am visiting my wonderful sister and the two cutest nephews in the entire world!!! :) I love my family!!! :)   Adios! Christopher http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/471152/ Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:02:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/471152/ Ha!  You all thought that I would actually return soon and tell you about that awesome and insane bike ride that I went on didn't you!!   Well...  I think I might just let that incredible suspense continue to build! Anyway...  for an update on some of the other things that have been going on around here... My Truck is not exactly fixed yet, but it works for now so I'm leaving it at that! :) The big storm has passed, but now we are right in the middle of another one! And this weekend, I'm going on a winter retreat!!  Hopefully we will still be able to go.  If we get to much snow, we'll have to cancel it.  So now, for the very first time of my life, I am actually praying that it won't snow!!!  Pretty amazing huh! :) Well...  I'll think about getting back and telling you guys all about my insane ride including my trip to the hospital soon! But I better go for now!   Adios! Christopher http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/467190/ Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:46:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/467190/ My truck just broke down.  Phooey. Actually it's not that bad.  It is still somewhat driveable.  But for some reason the four wheel drive is causing problems with the steering. It seems to be having problems deciding whether or not to lock or unlock the front wheel hubs (dissengage or engage the 4x4)  So every now and then (namely when I'm flying along on a crowded freeway) it tries to reengage the 4x4.  This causes the steering to bounce around like crazy (not to much fun when you are barreling along at 55!!) At first I thought that I had a flat tire because of how it was bouncing and making a regular "thump thump" so I pulled over and turned on my emergency flashers.  Luckly I was pretty close to an offramp so I was able to make it off the freeway pretty easily.  So anyway...  I'm ok, (I didn't get hit while on the freeway or anything :) ) but my truck is disbehaving and I'm not sure how to fix it! :( Oh well...  Such is the price of freedom eh! :)   Adios! Christopher http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/460806/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:16:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/460806/ Think about this people! Adios! Christopher Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]], But stay ((awake)) for a [[two hour movie]]? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]], But so ((easy)) to [[gossip]]? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]], But find it ((easy))  to read [[US weekly]]? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] facebook wall post, Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones? Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]], But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Would you have opened this is if it said "Read this in God's name"? Go ahead!  Repost it! :) http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/460799/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:11:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/460799/ So, I am sitting here out in the boonies of CA enjoying the weather!  We have about five inches of snow currently but I'm hoping that we'll get more soon! :) For the last two days we've been without power too!  That is always fun!  My family always makes this big adventure out of power outages.  We eat special "power outage" foods and we play fun games by candlelight!! Well,  I'll try and get back to you guys to tell you about my little mountain bike adventure during the early stages of this storm! :) Adios! Doublefang http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/456601/ Sun, 6 Jan 2008 20:05:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/456601/ So Yesterday, my wonderful father called me a Lummox!  Can you belive it! He claims that he didn't know what it meant, But I don't belive him! :) Webster (who is usually considered a genius in these matters) defines Lummox as, n. Informal. a clumsy, stupid person. Gee thanks Dad! :) (Ya great big lummox!) Now, to look at his perspective, I was wrestling with him at the time, so maybe he just might have been provoked! :) Adios! Doublefang http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/449716/ Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/449716/ Hi everyone! As you probably realized when you read the title of this entry, there really isn't that much happening here at the moment... I'm proud of myself though!  I have already purchased Christmas presents for three of the numerous people - siblings - that I need to buy presents for!  This is positivly a record!  I've never been this ahead of the Christmas game! :) Well,  Merry Christmas everyone! (And if you want to read a nice long blog entry, go check out tazzypirate92.  She seems to be on a typing role!) Adios! Doublefang http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/444460/ Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:55:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/444460/ This was during my sister's Christmas family photo shoot... But things got better after a while! :) (My sister is such an awsome mom!  Keep up the good work Em!  Love you!) Adios! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/440146/ Thu, 6 Dec 2007 18:38:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/440146/ I should probably post something here soon...   I'll try and get to that! :)   Adios! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/438178/ Mon, 3 Dec 2007 18:18:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/doublefang/438178/