This is my blog,where I will speak my mind, post wierd things never before seen by man(maybe), and talk to other people. http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/ en-us Homeschool Blogger Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:36:00 -0500 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:36:00 -0500 Ok everyone, i still check this occasionally....so don't delete it, I may actually be entering some stuff on here sometime, until then, have a good life! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/702309/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:36:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/702309/ Hello anyone who's still reading this....idk I don't really go on this blog much anymore.....so lets see, since the last entry, I've gotten my license, finally got a car, which is now beginning to break down; I also have some elctrical problem wrong with my heart but I don't know what yet. Almost done with semester #2 of college, wish I were done for good. Yeah so idk.....other than that I have an ok life, at least I'm alive I guess.....have a good night all. http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/680309/ Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:19:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/680309/ Hey everyone! Welcome to 2009!!!! Although no flying cars or personal robots are to be seen, it promises to be an interesting year.I am going back to school in January and am taking political science.....although I would much rather quit school altogether.This vacation has been fun and the next two weeks are a nice break from all the Christmas business. So that's about all that is new with me.....hope the future treats you well.....and have a good day!!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/642049/ Tue, 6 Jan 2009 15:55:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/642049/ The Physics of Santa Claus No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, and assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of his sleigh, jump down the chimnye, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course we know to be false but for the purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking aabout .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 punds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (refer to point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal load, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entereing the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per SECOND, EACH! In short, hey will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create a deafening sonic boom in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousanths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal* forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead by now. So yeah......but there is still hope!!!! I have come up with a plan to make a Santa Claus!!!! He will be elcted to life terms by the United Nations. His home base will be a closely guarded island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. He will not have a sleigh, but will use a modified version of a craft developed from technology left by the Roswell ailens. It will have a special targeting device currently in use on the B-2 Stealth Bomber to drop gifts down chimneys and/or vents. The packages will be wrapped in a special heat- protecting package which will slow them down from mach speeds to being slow enough to drop gently into a stocking. The special wrappers will then dissolve. The toys will be procured by way of an onboard computerized toy beamer, which will have images and statistics on every known toy in the world. Santa will voice select a toy, which will be cloned instantly by the onboard system and sent to the cargo bay of his craft, where it will be dropped. All of this will take place within a few thousandths of a second. As for eating the snacks, well....I guess Santa can't have any......why would you need any though when you get paid $225,000,000 a year? Although all of this could be a reality within ten years, the technology involved would be too much of a temptation for  foreign militaries to get a hold of.....and the U.N. is to incompetant to carry out the whole scheme!!!!!! So i guess Santa will have to be imaginary after all.........Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/632099/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:59:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/632099/ So how's it going with everyone? I have been ok....lots of schoolwork and reports and such....I didn't get a deer hunting. Yeah so I switched my degree to political science....if this sounds like mindless rambling...it is because my mind went to Hawaii for some time off....so i am using a computer for it instead....in other news....I am putting my Christmas lights up on Thanksgiving!!!!!!! I have quite a few....so that's about it....If anyone still stops by this blog, let me know.....have a great Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/623336/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:50:00 -0600 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/623336/ Hey everyone.....well it's been a while....I've been very busy with school and have been writing too many papers.....all I do is school actually. Well it's October which is my favorite month.....and Halloween is only a few weeks away!!! And I'm going hunting again this year....yeah so that's mostly what's going on here.....everyone have a good week!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/603653/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:54:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/603653/ How's it going people? I've been really busy with college and that's about all I ever do lol.....uh....not really sure what else to post.....I've had to write a lot of papers so far.....and do lots of homework.....yeah and I went shooting last weekend......and that's it.....well have a good week people....hopefully something interesting happens this week...... http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/595907/ Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:14:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/595907/ It is now the seventh anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Since that time much progress has been made against the terrorists both in Afghanistan and Iraq. Do you want this to happen again??? If not, then vote for John McCain, who promises to finish the job and not back down. We owe it to all those who died in the attacks and in the war, that they will not have died in vain. Also, pray for our troops and the government commanding them, that wise decisions would be made. Also, for those who have lost family or friends in this war. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/588304/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:16:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/588304/ Hey everyone!!!!!!!!! It's been a while!!!!!!! Well, I started college two weeks ago....and my life has gone downhill from there!!!!! I hate college!!!!!!!!! Yeah so in happier news...we're going deer hunting in October!!!!!! So many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Yeah so I quit my job to go to school....other than sleep, eat, and go to ASU, I do nothing....and completely crash on the weekends!!!!!!!!!! Well, I'll talk to you all later folks!!!!!!!!!! Have a great week!!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/584829/ Wed, 3 Sep 2008 22:13:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/584829/ WOW!!!!! Ok, since today only happens once every hundred years, and therefore most of us will be dead the next time it happens, I have to announce that today is 8/8/08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don't believe in luck....God controls all events for His reasons....he has blessed me with many things, especially this summer, one of which was a full scholarship for college!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I only have to pay for books!!!!!!!!!!! My job is going well. Our business is picking up so hopefully that means more hours soon. And I got paid today!!!!!!!!!! And I get the whole weekend off!!!!!!!!! So, here's something I want everyone who is reading this to do....drop a comment saying one thing God has blessed you with, and I'll post them all next time. Well, have a great weekend ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............Oh and by the way, I got off the island and had In N Out burger that night lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/572079/ Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:24:00 -0500 http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/j2o/572079/