Bailey the Wonder Dog - Homeschool Blogger

Merry Christmas

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:58:00 -0600

Bailey

Fish Thief

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:18:00 -0600

Last night my family had fish 'n' chips for dinner. It smelled so good, and my mouth was watering. I was so desperate just for one tiny piece. After they finished eating they watched a movie. Mommy, who still had a little piece of fish left, set her plate down on the coffee table. It looked so yummy! I couldn't stand it. I waited for just the right moment. Stephanie and Mommy had looked up, just in time, to see my head pop up and grab the little piece of fish. I fled to the safety of the dining room table. Their first reaction to this was laughter. Because they thought it was hilarious. I had never done anything like this before, and it shocked them. And Stephanie tried to get it from me. But, she was too late. *Gulp* You make great fish, Mommy. I'm sure they'll be more careful next time, unfortunately.

Bailey

I Do Not Like Squirrels!

Wed, 7 Dec 2005 12:43:00 -0600

They drive me crazy! They're always taunting me by shaking their tails at me and making rude noises. Sometimes they even throw things at me. Most people think of squirrels as sweet, little, lovable, creatures. Well.......THEY'RE NOT! Actually, they are the most annoying, sinister, mischievous, little varmints on the face of the earth!

Bailey

I Was Tagged......

Tue, 6 Dec 2005 12:51:00 -0600

7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

1. Learn how to water-ski

2. Be in a sheep herding competition

3. Be as well known as "Lassie"

4. Have my own room

5. Learn how to sew

6. Get my family to stop making me talk!

7. Go to Ireland (I have a lot of family back there)

7 Things I Cannot Do

1. Stop playing fetch

2. Sing in an opera

3. Cook

4. Lie

5. Steal (ok....that was a lie....oops..I do steal socks every once in awhile)

6. Get near the vacuum cleaner (see first post)

7. Make my family stop loving me

7 Things That Attract Me To My Father

1. He feeds me

2. He gives me tummy rubs

3. He gives me treats

4. He plays with me

5. He tells me I'm pretty

6. He cleans up after me

7. He loves me!

7 Things I Say Most Often

1. Woof!

2. Ruff!

3. Grrrrrrrrr!

4. Yap!

5. Arf!

6. *grunt*

7. And the family always makes me say silly things. It's really annoying

7 Books I Love

1. Lassie

2. Old Yeller (I always cry at the end)

3. Where the Red Fern Grows

4. Because of Winn-Dixie

5. Harry and the Lady Next Door

6. Big Red

7. Clifford the Big Red Dog

7 Movies I'd Watch Over and Over...

1. Lassie

2. 101 Dalmatians

3. Lady and the Tramp

4. Oliver and Company

5. Babe

6. Clifford the Big Red Dog

7. Old Yeller (I always cry at the end of this, too. He was so faithful and loyal....)

7 People I Want to Join In

Everyone is welcome to!

My First Post

Mon, 5 Dec 2005 21:18:00 -0600

Hello, my name is Bailey. I am an adorable 6 month old Shetland Sheepdog puppy. Isn't it amazing? A dog that can type! I can do a lot of other cool tricks too. I can sit, shake hands, come (most of the time), play fetch and soccer, and I do incredibly cute things all day long.

I am terrified of the vacuum cleaner! Every time someone in the family vacuums, I run away. Sometimes they find me outside, behind the garbage cans. There are two main things that I am afraid of and they are both green. 1. The vacuum cleaner. 2. The car.

I love lotion!! I lick the ground my family walks on. It is not unusual to hear people say "Ahhhhh! She's licking me to death!". The only way that they can clip my toenails is with lotion. They try to distract me by putting lotion on their arms. It always works! I like all flavors. Peach, lavender, and every other flavor. I also like Tea Tree Oil.

Bailey