The Cool Cats Tribune - Homeschool Blogger

Thu, 2 Aug 2007 15:57:00 -0500

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THE COOL CATS HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING AT ALL SO THERE IS NO POINT IN READING THIS

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Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:08:00 -0500

THE COOL CATS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED!

they skipped the new adventures and are back at the usual saturday market! everyone is devestated. twelve buckets of shrimp coctail, twenty bottles of sprite, root beer, and coca cola, fifteen jars of pickles, seven boxes of ice cream bars, six dvds, A dvd player, a tv, thirty boxes of party poppers, and fifty, thats right, fifty cans of sardines!! apparently they slipped in through the heating vent while the gaurds were cathing an ordinary tabby that they sent as a decoy!

newly enstated secret agent reporter

P.S. the old one quit.

What the???

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:02:00 -0500

On the plane here the girls & cats somehow escaped right before landing. No one knows how. Further reports when more information comes in.

They've been captured!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 15:52:00 -0500

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The Cool Cats have been CAPTURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They where finally found in not Jamaca, but Japan! They where caught red handed stealing some of the best fish that the market had. The Japanese imediately saw them even though one could hardly see them swipe it. The cats were surrounded by sumo swordsmen. It was not the Sumo that captured them though. It was some poor girls on the street. The girls were watching intently as the sumo surounded the cats. They slowly positioned themselves in what seemed like the escape rought they would take if they were in that position for they had experience. Right then the cats jumped right over the sumo into the girls arms. The girls held the cats tight and ran. The girls knew where to go to hide for they were exactly what the cats were, thiefs. Everywhere everyone searched for the girls and cats but finding them was much much harder than anyone had guessed though. After they were found the next step was catching them which was not easy either an they barely were. The girls and the cats are now on a plane coming here to the United States to be brought to court.

the secret agent reporter

They've been spotted!!!

Mon, 3 Apr 2006 18:25:00 -0500

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The Cool Cats have been spotted on a ship headed for Jamaca! They were seen scrounging through the seafood supply. But, right when they were seen they ran and once again disappeared! The whole ship was searched not a trace was found of them. Where will they turn up next? No one noes. But where they do We'll be ready.

Secret Agent Reporter

The Cool Cats have disappeared!!!

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:39:00 -0600

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The Cool Cat's have disappeared! They haven't robbed anywhere in the last 5 weeks! The heat is on. Where will they strike next? The last recorded spotting of them they where in a airport waiting in line to get on a plane to Hawaii! What in the world were they planning? A new report says they had 10 large bags of something. Supposedly all the things they've stolen. No more sitings have been recorded, no more information, no more Cool Cats... for now

The Sectret Agent Reporter

They Got away again!

Thu, 9 Mar 2006 22:12:00 -0600

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They struck on a cloudy, dark night. You couldn't see an inch in front of your face. The gang slipped in The Resorce Market without the security guards seeing, and trust me that's hard those security guards have the keenest eyes! Well anyway the real trick was getting out, but thay made it and with them they took 4 packs of lil' smokies 10 packs of hot-dog. Looks like they want a change in food. Oh and they also stole one bouncey- ball? Wonder why they would want that? And yet more, they also took A DVD player, DVD, and a flat-screen T.V.

The Secret Agent Reproter

The Cool Cats Have Struck Again!

Wed, 8 Mar 2006 18:36:00 -0600

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The cool cats have skipped the regular Saturday market instead they robbed the Last Chance Super store. They got 10 comforters 45 fish 10 crabs, 14 lobster and 12 party hats, no make that 21 party hats. Looks like these Cats are going to throw a wild party!

Secret Agent Reportor

The Cool Cats are on the run

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:15:00 -0600

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Today's story with the deadly dangerous

"Cool Cats." They've stolen THIRTY did you hear me I said THIRTY more fresh fish tuna from Saturday Market! The police are despretly after them, the award for whoever catches them is 100 dollars, dead or alive.

The secret agent reporter