Sagerat Scribbles

• Jan. 12, 2007 - Cat Blogging

Posted in Politically Incorrect

I've explained to you before about how my cat has no real aspirations or compassion. I was wrong. He has taken an interest in blogging, if for no other reason than to be sure that I am not disgracing the family by mentioning our dogs.

Notice how this ferocious feline has pinned me to my chair and is forcing me to take dictation.

I've tried to sneak over to the computer and quietly tap out SOS messages but his nearly deaf ears must sense that one of his subjects is at the time killer and is therefore wasting lap heat. He then marches over and loudly demands to inspect what it is I have typed out on the screen. After careful inspection he then positions himself precisely so that he can survey the rest of his kingdom while saving the earth from global warming by becoming a thermal collector.

To greenies the world over he is a super hero. I say he is a flaming nuisance.

If I'm not rescued soon I may develop catpaw tunnel syndrome.

• Jan. 12, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Kristal

Haha that is so funny!!!! I just love your writings!!!!

Oh trust me when I couldn't figure out which goat I thought about having LOTS of goat meat for when my mom got home!! LOL jk. And sell well on my mom's web site I just keep getting her to add more!! I am working on the selling the whole herd!! LOL

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• Jan. 12, 2007 - A valuable resource

Posted by authorDonna

Oh dear friend. Do treasure that warm nosyness and regal superiority clothed in fuzz. I--poor slob that I am--have the curse of a rebellious probuscus and can not have the blessing of a computer cat. Oh to feel the thermal pulse of a lump of condescending feline purring out commands from its perch on my ample lap. At least then, I would feel that my keyboard pecking is not in vain--alas! I would be offering the service of cat valet!--something to aspire to I'm certain. Have a great day.

Donna Fawcett
Author of Thriving in the Home School
Donna Dawson
Author of Redeemed and The Adam & Eve Project
recipient of Word Alive Press' top author promotion
www.inscribe.org/donnadawson
www.freewebs.com/donnadawson

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• Jan. 12, 2007 - Killer Attack Cats

Posted by Lazycreek

At least yours doesn't sit right in front of the screen and try to eat the little cursor line and each new letter that comes up on the screen....

Thanks for stopping by! Um, question: What is a blog terrorist and what do they do??

Love the WND Mississippi article.

Cat, Lazy Creek Zookeeper

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• Jan. 12, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by booknhome

So funny and so true! I love your writing.
My cat watches the scrolling marquee screensaver and keep dashes to the side of the monitor to catch it as it gets out of the "box".

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• Jan. 13, 2007 - A good laugh

Posted by authorDonna

I have to say, your reply to my blog made me laugh heartily. I thought it was a wonderful idea to strap a tank of water to my back with a straw so I could fulfill my daily drinking requirements. It would present an interesting picture going into church though. Do you think they'll assume the ghost busters have come to town?

Donna Fawcett
Author of Thriving in the Home School
Donna Dawson
Author of Redeemed and The Adam & Eve Project
recipient of Word Alive Press' top author promotion
www.inscribe.org/donnadawson
www.freewebs.com/donnadawson

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