Apr. 5, 2007
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Thursday Thirteen # 1 ~ 13 Reasons Why I'm Not Rich
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Thirteen Reasons WHY I'M NOT RICH1. I didn't marry a rich man and learn to love him. (I've never even had the temptation put before me.)
2. A rich relative has not died and willed me everything. (I don't think I have any rich relatives, let alone any dead rich relatives.)
3. I don't try get rich quick schemes. (I can't stand signs, websites, and commercials that tell you, you can earn $60,000 a year but don't tell you what you will be doing to earn said amount.)
4. I don't play the lottery. (In our state the lottery helps to fund public schools. There's just something really wrong with that concept.)
5. I'm not a treasure hunter. (If Antiques Road Show came to my home town, I'd be the person being told my item is a fake.)
6. I don't play the stock market. (Cows have a tendency to not play fair.)
7. I have four children. (They tend to eat us out of house and home and demand clothing.)
8. I'm not a penny pincher. (I won't drive across town to save 5 cents on butter. I don't like shopping and I'm not about to prolong it.)
9. I'm not a corporate head honcho. (Head honching is against my religion.)
10. I don't become a leach to famous stars. (Thereby ruining my chances to make money off my association.)
11. I have yet to write a best selling novel. (This could become plausible, but at the moment I'm experiencing best selling novel block.)
12. I don't gamble in casino's. (My game face is to try not to look happy, which results in my looking like I'm high on helium. This tips off my opponents.)
13. I spend my money foolishly. (Which pretty much says it all. At least I'm honest.)
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Apr. 6, 2007
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love your list!
Only one thing puzzles me. You don't like shopping? Not even sans kids, a Starbucks in hand, and some dinero in your wallet? Wow. Retail therapy is how I survive some days. Of course, that would probably be my reason #1. :-)
Marsha