Dateline: Jul. 12, 2007
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THE COOL CATS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED!
they skipped the new adventures and are back at the usual saturday market! everyone is devestated. twelve buckets of shrimp coctail, twenty bottles of sprite, root beer, and coca cola, fifteen jars of pickles, seven boxes of ice cream bars, six dvds, A dvd player, a tv, thirty boxes of party poppers, and fifty, thats right, fifty cans of sardines!! apparently they slipped in through the heating vent while the gaurds were cathing an ordinary tabby that they sent as a decoy!
newly enstated secret agent reporter
P.S. the old one quit.