Here is something I thought everyone would like.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

 BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time 
for change! The chicken wanted change!

 JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because 
he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation 
and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

 SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was 
not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to
 nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

 JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading 
back to Scranton.

 HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that 
little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely 
qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this 
country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, 
this really isn't about me.


 GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the 
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the 
road, or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. 
There is no middle ground here.

 DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?


COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen , you can clearly
see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What
is your definition of chicken?


AL GORE: I invented the chicken.


JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road,
I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was
misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and
will remain against it.


AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some
black chickens.


DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of
the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the
road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new
problems.


OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which
is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he
can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest
of the chickens.


ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.


NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.


PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a cert ain level. No
little bird gave me any insider information.


DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
I've not been told.


ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.


GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that
was good enough.


BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we
will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing
the road.


ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.


BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more
stable and will never reboot.


ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did
the road move beneath the chicken?


COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Enjoy!

Sir Percy Blakney