Saturday, April 4, 2009 - Funny!!!

Hopefully you'll get a laugh out of these :)

All generalizations are false.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!!

What is a "free" gift?? Aren't all gifts free??

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat??

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I souport publik edekasion.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice??

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

National Atheist Day: April 1st

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!!

Never answer an anonymous letter.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends??

Eat right.  Stay fit.  Die anyway.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

If everything is coming your way, then your in the wrong lane!!

They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!!

Its bad luck to be superstitious.

This statement is false.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular??

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

I've had Amnesia for as long as I can remember.

Evolution: True Science Fiction

I didn't used to finish sentences, but now I