You should be nice to all people; even creeps.

And if you:

      a)      Believe that Jesus is the son of God (and)

      b)      He had come to save you from sin(and)

      c)      Acknowledged the holy spirit within you (become as a little child, he would say)(and)

      d)      Dont blaspheme the holy ghost (see c)

Then you would:

       e)      Live forever

        f)      Someplace nice

        g)     Probably heavan

However if you:

         h)    Sinned (and/ or)

          I)     Were a hypocrite (and/or)

          j)     Valued things over people (and)

          k)    Didnt do a, b, c, and d

Then you were

          L)    Screwed 

- Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff 

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