so, i have this baby. it is loud, and unbearably annoying. it is also increadably plastic.

i dont know how this happened. i dont remember being pregnant.

we have come to the conclusion that i pulled a Mary, except instead of giving birth to jesus, i gave birth to a really ugly plastic asian baby.

we have also decided that it has diabetes, a mild form of autism, and was born without eyelids.

i cannot deny that i have often fantasized about beating its head against the wall. but i have a feeling that if i did that, not only would i fail my parenting class, but i would also be banned from being a parent.

but you have to understand, this baby is scary. it stairs at you, and i sometimes hear it breath and that is not supposed to happen. i think satan is going to speak to me through it, or just make it bite my arm off or something. i cant be alone with it. because of this traumatizing experience, i have vowed to never have children. but my vows to myself are rarley kept, so we'll see.

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