Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level
Of Insanity
1.
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.
2.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice.
3.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.
4.
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
Label It "In."
5.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.
6.
In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7.
Finish All Your sentences with "In
Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 .
Don't use any punctuation
9.
As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than
Walk.
10.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out
to eat, with a serious face.
11.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."
12.
Sing Along At The Opera.
13.
Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The
Poems Don't Rhyme?
14.
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In The Mood.
16.
Have Your Co-workers Address You By
Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18.
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19.
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To
The Economy, We Are Going To Have To
Let One Of You Go."
20.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy
Level Of Insanity.......
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