Well, I have been tagged by practically a billion people, so I decided to do a couple tags.  I think that I have been tagged by the "Eight Random Things About Me" tag the most, so I'll do that one and a story tag that Eric tagged me with.

Eight Random Things About Me

1. I am absolutely terrified of insects, reptiles, and pretty much anything that is not cute, fluffy, and cuddly.
2. I am VERY squeamish and get sick to my stomach when I see even the slightest bit of blood.
3. I just figured out that I totally stink at bowling.  A couple weeks ago I went bowling with my family (for the first time in the past two years) and to make the story short...pretty much every time I got up for my turn my whole family would start laughing hysterically and even the guys in the lane next to us couldn't help from chuckling.  Yeah, it was humiliating....but I want to do it again!!!
4. I love to decorate!
5. I love to accessorize!
6. Until this past year, I didn't know which pedal was the gas pedal and which pedal was the brake pedal.
7. I thought I was a night owl until I met Jocelyn!
8. Hmmmm, I've sat here for over five minutes thinking of the most random fact I would give you and all I can think of is...I absolutely hate it when boys let their boxers hang out!  Yep, I just can't stand it!  I even wrote a whole essay on it!
   

 Ok, so there you have it, eight random (or not so random) facts about me!  Now on to the next tag...

 Rules

Every time you are tagged you must type the story on your post and add 2 lines and tag 7 others. If you choose to end a story it must be more then 20 lines and you must start another one with 2 lines and tag 7 people. Story must not exceed 50 lines. Post rules on blog and/or comment of those you tag.

Tag

Once in a land of magic there dwelt an old sorcerer who desired a dragon to keep him company. But dragons were expensive in those days so the old sorcerer (by the name of Wynn) decided to go on a quest to capture a dragon and bring it to his home in the mountains.

He packed his belongings and a case of Pepsi and set off, humming the hit song I Was Made to Loaf. He hadn’t gone far, when he came to a deep, deep, trench, stretching as far as he could see to the left and right.

So Wynn opened his limited edition copy of “Simple Spells for the Stupefied Sorcerer” to page 142 and read the directions that were written there. He heeded them and after gulping down three cans of Pepsi (sugar was the one thing that calmed his nerves), belching twice and chanting a few magic words Wynn felt himself flying over the trench, well half way over he fell! He sat there for a minute, dazed and trying to figure out how he was going to get out. Wynn stood up and decided he should walk around the trench to look for a way out, so he began to walk and hum “Meant to Eat.” So on he walked till he felt something tug at his pant leg and looking down he saw a huge dwarf. He was so surprised he screamed. He kicked the dwarf and ran down trench as fast as he could go. Suddenly the dwarf or one that looked like him popped up right in front of him, causing the Sorcerer to fall over into a puddle of water, that wasn’t really a puddle of water…it was actually a liquified dwarf!  What Wynn didn't realize is he said the wrong magic words!  He chanted the ones to liquify a dwarf instead of the ones to soar over a deep, deep, trench!  Now the very angry father of the liquified dwarf was standing right over Wynn and staring him straight in the eyes!  Yikes!  He was in a real pickle now...

Ok, sorry, that was pretty stupid, but I think it was supposed to be.  Anyway, I tag christianmusician1, Ebell1993, Antelope, 01charger.  I just kind of randomly picked people off of my friends list, so you don't have to do it if you don't want to.

Anyway, I was going to give an update on my little foster brother's situation, but my mom needs me off of the computer, so that will have to wait until my next post.  Too-tle-doo!

Sparkles