I have to admit that I am extremely sarcastic.  So, much so, I have to tone it down alot.  Having children has helped alot with my struggle, but there are still times......

You homeschool?  ALL of your children? (side note here, I have four; which apparently is pretty close to a dozen children)

Yes, I do homeschool.  Its a wonderful experience and opportunity.  The kids and I can also take time off when daddy's home, which isn't often.

Wow, you must have alot of patience.

Yes. (seething through gritted teeth)

I couldn't stand to be with my kids all day long.

Ya'know, I should see that one coming.  I hear it all the time.  It still floors me that a person could want and love a child but not stand to be around them.  I open my mouth and pray that nothing bad comes out.

Usually I stand, look at them and clench my teeth and PRAY.  Its the only way I can keep the evil comments from popping out.