I found this is someone's signature on the Nancy Drew message boards:
Ten Ways To Keep Your Sanity:
1) When you go to a resturaunt, order a diet water, with a serious face
2) The next time you get money out of an ATM, yell: I WON!! I WON!!
3) When someone asks you to do something, follow with: Would you like fries with that?
4) Finish a sentence with: In accordance to the prophecy.
5) When you leave the zoo, run to your car screaming: Their loose!! Run for your lives!!
6) Specify that your drive-thru order is "To go"
7) In the memo field of all your checks, write: For smuggling diamonds
8) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
10) Five days ahead of time, tell your friends you can't come to their party cause your " Not In The Mood "
Maybe you could try these! Feel free to copy/paste this on your blogs to pass it around! |