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After picking my dad up at the airport, the 3yo and the 5yo were pestering him with their ages: "Dandy, I'm 5 years old!" "Dandy, I free!"
After a pause for some adult conversation, the 5yo said, "Dandy, how old are YOU?"
He replied, "I'm older than five."
"WHOA my GOSH!" was the astonished reply. A few minutes later he repeated, "How OLD are you, Dandy?"
Dad answered, "I'm afraid to tell you! You might have a heart attack!"