My philosophy teacher told this joke in class yesterday and since it sorta goes along with what I last posted about, I thought I would tell it here!! hehehe
A cowboy is sitting at a bar when a young woman sits on his right.
"are you a real cowboy?" she asked.
"Well, I'm not sure what you mean by a real cowboy but I grew up on a ranch, have branded cattle and so on so, yeah, I guess I'm a real cowboy." he answers.
"I'm a lesbian" she states. "No matter what I do, I always seem to be thinking about women - when I wake up, I think of women, when I shower, I think of women. So I'm a lesbian!"
The cowboy just sorta stares at her and when a couple comes in later and asks him "Are you a real cowboy?", the cowboy answers, "Yeah, and I just found out I'm a lesbian too!"
Thought this was very funny and that ya'll might enjoy it! :)
see ya'll!
kate |