We have the two funniest boys alive. I thought I would share some "Dustinism's and Christianisms with you all today"

Daddy (Chris) - "I volunteered to be the assistant den leader for your Webelo's den Christian."

Christian - "Cool Daddy, do you get a uniform like mine?"

Daddy (Chris) - "Yes,  I get a uniform."

Dustin - "Neat Dad. You know women always love a man in uniform"

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Mommy - "So what are you made of Dustin?" (me trying to be smart and teach him about the different systems in our body)

Dustin - "Well I think I"m 99% Country Boy...1%  Smelly Gas"

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Mommy - (trying to explain that Mercury has 1 day for every 59 earth days) "Living on Mercury, you would Age 59 days for every 1 day on Mercury. That would be like a 10 year old boy being almost 40!"

Christian - "Wow mom, You'd be like 80 years old on Mercury. Cool, you can finally use the handicap parking spaces!!"

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