The Butterfly School - Thursday Thirteen--- All I Want For Christmas Is...

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Dec. 6, 2007

Thursday Thirteen--- All I Want For Christmas Is...

Anything but these things!!

Thirteen Things I Do NOT want for Christmas:

1. Paper made out of elephant poop! I'm all for recycling, but come on!

2. BBQ flavored worm crisps. EWWW!

3. Antlix lollipop-- made from real ants! Again-- EWWW!

4. Butt/Face soap. This just grosses me out. I opt for bodywash-- no butt/face cross contamination that way!

5. The Bacon air freshener. I don't want this, but I am considering getting it for Hubby! Bacon is his favorite food group!

6. The ice kabob maker. If I need ice that badly, I'll break an icicle off of the side of the house! Since the only thing A will drink is water, she would find this item facinating!

7. Egg Separator Face. I have no need to think of mucus while I am cooking, thank you very much!!

8. Posable Jesus action figure. Something about this is just WRONG! (Perhaps your R would like it, Michelle?)

9. The Log pillow. I guess you could win pillow fights with it, but it a little too Bamm-Bamm-ish for my taste!

While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albu

10. Playdough Cologne. Yes, it was my favorite when I was a kid, and nothing beats the smell of a new can of playdough, but I prefer not to smell like it hours after I'm done playing! M would probably drink it anyway!

11. Fork/pizza cutter. Really this item just looks too dangerous! I'm sure I would take an eye out or cut my lips off or something equally as dreadful!

12. iGlow hair gel-- it glows in the dark! I am illumninating enough, I think! R would LOVE this!

13. The baby toupee. Seriously, who buys these things? Maybe I should consider this one for C!

Now that I gave you all some great gift ideas, you can finish your last minute shopping! Just make sure my name isn't on your list when you do!!

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Dec. 6, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous

Oh my, that egg mucus thing is just disgusting!!!

R is more into her Jesus doll (she actually has forgotten about it... how do you dispose of such a thing?), but J would probably like to use the Jesus figurine in with his Transformers or TMNTs. He could be the Good Guy, I suppose....

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Dec. 6, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by 4sweetums

Now that glow in the gel might be a good prank! You could put it on someone in the middle of the night and in then~oh right. I promised to act like a grown up this year.
Blessings,
4sweetums

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Dec. 7, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous

what a list!! How did you find all that horrible stuff?
Hopefully nobody gets on your bad side for April fools!!!
Rose

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Dec. 8, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by setapipes

I'm seriously laughing outloud on this one!!! So stinkin' funny. Number 14 could be the pedicure dry skin remover I saw on TV tonite. It's shaped like an egg. My husband nearly lost his lunch when they showed the lady dumping her foot scales into the garbage can. Then, to prove how smoothly it operates, she held it over an orange. Soooo gross. I think I added about 2 days to my lifespan with all the laughter.

Thanks!

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