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Mar. 19, 2008

Humpday Humor

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
--Erma Bombeck

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Mar. 12, 2008

Humpday Humor

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!
--Erma Bombeck

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Mar. 5, 2008

Humpday Humor

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
--George Bernard Shaw

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Feb. 27, 2008

Humpday Humor

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I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
--Dave Barry

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Jan. 30, 2008

Quirky Quote to Ponder

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
--Dorothy Parker

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Feb. 25, 2007

Quirky Quote of the Week

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
--Erma Bombeck

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Feb. 23, 2007

Quirky Quote of the Week

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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
--Dave Barry

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Dec. 21, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
--Garrison Keillor

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Dec. 11, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

-- Ernie Kovacs

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Oct. 8, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
--Susan Ertz

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Aug. 2, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
--Ashley Brilliant

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Jul. 26, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

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Jul. 21, 2006

Quote of the Week

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Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
--Bill Nye, US TV host and Science Guy

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Jul. 19, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
-Bernard Bailey

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Jul. 7, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
--Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo
US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)

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Apr. 21, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play and z is keeping your mouth shut."
--Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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Apr. 14, 2006

Quirky Quote of the Week

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams, English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

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Apr. 6, 2006