I mean, why sit in a regular old nesting box
when you can have a primo spot on the front porch complete with flowers?

Oh, you mean this isn't a nest? What do you mean it was "just for decoration"?




I am SO embarrassed, truly I am. Mortified actually.
I can't believe that I was so presumptuous.
 How will I ever show my face again?!




I'll just be leaving now.  Pretend I was never here. Maybe the flowers will fluff back up.
And what's that camera for?
Hey, put that down.
You're not going to BLOG about this are you?




Ummm, that egg?
It's a gift -  for you.
I meant to do that. Really...

PS - Are any of you Green Acres fans? This little hen has reminded me of the episodes in Season One where Lisa talks to her hen and "orders" the number of eggs she wants. Can any of you remember that hen's name? I have been wracking my brain, watching the DVDs, and googling trying to find that name. It's kind of driving me a bit nutso.