Intrinsically Pudding.

• Jan. 29, 2008
Fret Boards and Edgar Allen Poe

GAH!

It's been to long since I've posted!!!!

I feel so guilty!!!

 

don't worry though, my journal and my room and even a few freinds of mine feel neglected to.

 

so lately I've been doing my school work at the library, not my choice really. my mom's a writer so she brings her laptop and basically takes us ome when she thinks wwe should be done.  Shegets to do something he likes to do the, I am not so lucky. stupid algebra...

Last night I bought meg and dia's album, "something real". A few of the songs are really sad, but I really, really like the music in itself. As a songwriter, I can write decent lyrics. But, I can't seem to come up with a good melody!!! grrrr.

I've officially decided to get started with a new band. I've asked to musicians whom I would like to play with. I plan on being the lead singer, and maybe play a little guitar/piano. I have to write songs!!! I can't really write happy songs though... No matter what I do, it ends up being emo! grrrrrr... Anyways, efter weeks of deliberation and research on copyrights, I have decided to name my band: Fragile Imperative.

 

1im·per·a·tive Listen to the pronunciation of 1imperative
Pronunciation:
\im-ˈper-ə-tiv, -ˈpe-rə-\
Function:
adjective
having power to restrain, control, and direct

Tell me what you think!!!!

Ciao Bella!

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• Dec. 25, 2007
Rocking Chairs and Fender StratoCasters

Hello World!!!

Merry Christmas to you all!!! I don't have time for a full post, but in a few days I pormise I'll give ya'll the real deal. Just wanted to make sure nobody thought I was dead.

Ciao bella!

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• Dec. 12, 2007
Mono Adapters and Emo Chibi's

Should I change my template? please comment with your replies!!!

O.K. So to make up for how depressing I’ve been, I’m going to tell you all a pretty funny story. (I think its funny ad I’m pretty easily amused.)

 

So, for Halloween I and my friend wanted to throw a party. Just our get-togethers are pretty freaky, so we decided to make it a murder mystery party. We had a girl who was going to die, and I was going to be the killer.

So, there’s me, my friend Sarah (le host), Nicole (the girl was supposed to die), and mark (a new addition to our lunch table, I don’t go to their school anymore so I hadn’t met him before that.) and we were all at Sarah’s house. After dinner I was supposed to kill Nicole. So, everyone gets there and it’s a really boring party.  I’m the only one that’s creative there so I decided to spice it up little. So we go to the garage and are hanging out playing truth or dare till the pizza gets there. Only slightly interesting though, they’re all wimps. Then, during dinner I try to start a fight so I’ll have motive to kill Nicole. I’ll admit, we were all a little slap happy, But she kept friggin laughing. So I start a fight with Sarah, she fake cries (highly convincingly, she cried her way out of us both getting detention for being *hem* rude to a sub…). She storms of, and I follow her, scream and pretend to stab her. We wait… nobody comes. I scream again. We wait… nobody comes. So we just sit there like, what the brick is wrong with you guys??? They seemed to think we are bad actresses! At least we got some laughs though…

Funny? No? ok, so maybe I should have told it better….

I wrote a song today! I’m gonna get it recorded and might put it up… And if anyone knows a bassist/guitarist that lives in aurora co, I might like to know… Everyone good says they’re already in a band! *pouts*

Ciao…

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• Dec. 11, 2007
Twizzlers and Chocolate Tears

Wow, a lot has happened since I last posted! I’ll sum it up, my dad let me back into my old room! (A VERY long story meant for another time…). I’ve been working REALLY hard on my music. But it’s kind of a bummer, because my older sister has decided to be my manager/songwriter. You’d have to know her and the extent of her music abilities to really understand how annoying this is… Her songwriting is, let’s say, not exactly the fruit of civilization. I’m not even being mean when I say that!

So, after buying a two pound bag of twizzlers yesterday, then eating them -all- today, I found something out about myself!!! I’m a recluse who turns to food when she’s unhappy!!! This is odd, because I was an almost unnaturally thin child… So I’ve decided to do something about it. Sadly, I’m scared of people. It’s true! Lately I haven’t really enjoyed being around large masses of people! Then again, in that instance, I hadn’t left the house in almost a week and it was what people would call a culture shock.

O.K., I have a lot of reading assigned, and since my online curriculum seems to have me scheduled to do homework on Christmas morning, I have a lot to do!!!

Ciao…

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• Dec. 5, 2007
Fish Pellets The Recipe for a Tutu

 

I'm thinking of making myself a tutu skirt.

I probably should justify this odd desire of mine. Tutu's are cool. And they offer a unique and edgy look that I think would look amazing with checker board patterns (which I as of recently am obsessed with). Sadly, I would have to get a new sewing machine I’ve been wanting to accomplish my tutu quest. My 60 year old sewing machine hates me. Instead of making stitches it makes neat, clean, KNOTS. As you can imagine, this doesn’t really make me happy!!!

Then again I should probably wait till tomorrow to get a new sewing machine… 1) today is Christmas shopping day!!! 2) I slept on the couch last night so I’m very tired…

Why did you sleep on the couch you ask? Well, I blame she who we do not speak of. That is all I say. Though, if you ever want to get a sibling you share with in trouble, sleep on the couch. It is totally worth it.

Has any one ever wondered why, for a month we gather around in the name of family and worship a tree? Well, I’ve researched the origin of the Christmas tree, and this is why. Stay tuned for why, in the beginning of the year we all wait with bated breath to see if a small rodent pokes it’s head out of a hole.

The origin of the Christmas tree.

The tradition of Christmas trees actually began long before Christianity. The ancient peoples used it and other greenery to keep out evil spirits, ghosts, witches, and illnesses. This was done especially in winter when it was thought the spirits and all had more power. The Germans were the first to use an evergreen tree as a Christmas decoration tradition.

Just something to chew on.

XoXo,

Bella.

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• Dec. 4, 2007
Icebergs and Foam Glue

Hello world!

If I say anything else, I may randomly burst into tears… Oh no! it’s coming! *sobs in corner*

Anyways, I’ve been busy making my little sister miserable, keeping up with my school (they want me to do school on holidays…), getting Christmassy stuff done, and unleashing my inner creativity! So, yesterday I cleaned my sisters side of the room. It worked even better than planned. She freaked and ran to my dad, who couldn’t really do anything because I was doing something nice for her. I personally would be grateful if someone had done that for me…

I have a but load of stuff to get done. But I’ve been so slack on my blog entries that I had to write something for you guys! I’ll comment today to. And, since you all were waiting with baited breath to see if I found a good band, I have chosen thirty seconds from mars. I have to listen to more of their songs, but a friend recommended I listen to “from yesterday” and it’s a pretty friggin amazing song.

I really need to start getting into the Christmas cheer. It’s been snowing a little bit and I know it’s coming up, but I haven’t even put up the Christmas deco yet… I’m planning on getting it done today and going Christmas shopping tomorrow. I’m going to get the most creative yet practical gifts I can for twenty eight dollars. I have two sibling, may parents, and at least three friends I HAVE to get presents for…

Wow… this has been the most dull post I’ve ever written… So I’m going to type up a song my grandpa wrote. (he’s a truck driver so he has a lot of free time on his hands.)

The Titanic.

Oh, there was a great big ship that they did call the titanic,

And they called it very strong,

But then one day it hit an ice berg,

Here gentle man, here’s your ice!

 

The women and children did cry as they sank,

Cuase the safety boats were just some planks,

And all the people did shiver and cry,

Because only the rich people didn’t die.

 

So, my grandpa wrote something Like  that… I don’t remember the song in itself, and I remember thiking he’d never really heard the story when I did remember it… the, here gentle man here’s your ice thing was ALL him though!

XOXO,

Bella.

P.S. I started to cry at the begining of my post mainly becuase gemstone hasn't posted or emailed me in a long time... hint hint...

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• Nov. 28, 2007
Tags and Ice Skating

Tagged by: Chinchin

What time Is it: 8:00 Pm

1. What's your favorite site:  I like the ALL!!!

2. If you could go to any foreign country where would you go: China. the I'd have another continent crossed of my list.

3. Do you play video games a lot: I play sims 2 if I have time, otherwise, No.

4. Do you go by your middle name: but my first name is cool...

5. What's your favorite word: There's so many good ones!!! ummmmm... either Misery, or Lolligag.

6. What's your favorite Soft Drink: Jones cream sodas!!!!

7. Do you like tags:  Sure, I don't like it if they're 50 question long though...

8. What's your favorite movie:  August rush. it encourages me to become a better composer.

9. What's your favorite TV show: Bones or house. (very medical....)

10: How many siblings do you have: 2

11: What's your dream job: Either getting rich of my art, lol. or being a rockstar. or something involving travel...

I tag: Gemstone

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• Nov. 27, 2007
Over-Dramatic Guitars and Literal Equations

I've decided I’m going to spout about how unhappy I am with the music industry. Bonne idée non?

I’ve been trying to find my new favorite band. I love paramour, flyleaf, meg and dia, the fray… stuff like that. So I think I’ll start looking into some indie bands. I love bands that have a really unique sound, but it seems like whenever I find a good sound the lyrics aren’t worth crap, visa versa for the lyrics. So I’m now on the hunt for the perfect band for me. Sending in comments on what your favorite bands are might help quite a bit.

So, my parents got tired of me and my little sisters fighting. So they put us in the same room. They say in thirty days we’ll talk about getting our old rooms back. My dad gave me TEN MINUTES to pack what I’d need. I forget my cell phone, half my clothes, my hair straightened thingy, and my iPod charger. So I’m basically just sitting in front of my computer all day and practicing guitar. Which is boring. So I’ve decided to make my little sisters life as miserable as possible. Suggestions?

On of the worst parts of all this is my sister is such a slob, all her crap is constantly migrating to my side of the room. Am I just being a freak about this or is that seriously annoying? And did I mention that my mom left for a three week trip in Brazil yesterday?

My word of the day: Galling. You figure out what it means, my little sister already has.

And I have something fun for anybody who survived this post. 

> >>On the first day, God created the dog and  said:
> >>
> >>"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark  at anyone
> >>Who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a  life
> >>span of twenty years."
> >>
> >>The dog said:  "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
> >>and  I'll give you back the other ten?"
> >>
> >>So God  agreed.
> >>
> >>On the second day, God created the monkey and  said:
> >>
> >>"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them  laugh. For this, I'll give you
> >>a twenty-year life  span."
> >>
> >>The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty  years? That's a pretty long
> >>time to perform. How about I give you  back ten like the Dog did?"
> >>
> >>And God  agreed.
> >>
> >>On the third day, God created the cow and  said:
> >>
> >>"You must go into the field with the farmer all  day long and suffer under
> >>the sun, have calves and give milk to  support the farmer's family. For
> >>this, I will give you a life span  of sixty  years."
> >>
> >>The cow said: "That's kind of a  tough life you want me to live for sixty
> >>years. How about twenty  and I'll give back the other forty?"
> >>
> >>And God agreed  again.
> >>
> >>On the fourth day, God created man and  said:
> >>
> >>"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For  this, I'll give you
> >>twenty years."
> >>
> >>But man  said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, 
> >>the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the   ten the
> >>dog gave back; that makes eighty,  okay?"
> >>
> >>"Okay," said God, "You asked for  it."
> >>
> >>So that is why for our first twenty years we eat,  sleep, play and enjoy
> >>ourselves. For the next forty years we slave  in the sun to support our
> >>family. For the next ten years we do  monkey tricks to entertain the
> >>grandchildren. And for the last ten  years we sit on the front porch and
> >>bark at  everyone.
> >>
> >>Life has now been explained to  you

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• Nov. 24, 2007
Narcotics and The Ultimate Duct Tape

Well, I seem to have fallen off the radar… For a while there I felt no impulse to do ANYTHING. So I thought I wouldn’t let you all see me in my own misery. That’s a good word isn’t it? Misery.

So, my good friend Gemstone recently posted a very inspiring post abut her opinions on everything that seems to be controversial in our little bubble of a world. Things like popularity, exclusion, smoking, drinking, and cursing.  Gemstone, who would have thought you to be a liberal? I was so inspired by her forthrightness that I decided to share some stuff that’s been on my mind since the summer.

1. Narcotic... Stuff.

Drinking doesn’t bother me. I don’t appreciate drunks; I in fact think they’re a waste of perfectly good liquor.  But I don’t think that they irk me as much as addicts do. I case you don’t know, this summer I went on an 8 week mission in Europe. Did you know that marijuana is legal in Holland? Imagine my disgust to see “coffee shops” (places made for selling drugs legally, looks like a café.) full of high people! Or instead my reaction to seeing used needles EVERYWHERE after living in suburbia my entire life. Drugs are something that you have to stay away from. You can evangelize to addicts; you can have a best friend who spends their afternoons getting high. But if you get to close, you are going to want to try it. And using drugs is the most despicable thing you can do in my eyes.

2. Popularity.

Now, those reading this must remember, I am trying to write from all different points of view for this subject.

Friends are good. When I was in public school last year, I ate with the same people everyday. I also tried to be nice to everyone; I could have an interesting conversation with anyone. I enjoyed having the ability to “float” between any social group and even a few times was called popular. I think that’s the way we should go about being “popular”, if we are kind to everyone, everyone is our friend. I think that the whole mean girl approach to being popular and liked is a horrendous waste of time.

3. The Media and It’s Lies.

I think that the media really sucks these days. Back in the 20’s there was a long list of rules for film making. There was literally no way anything could come of as indecent. Even if it was a love scene, they could manage to do it with taste! These days your either watching a cartoon, porn, or something trying to convince you to have an abortion. Nothing seems to have the family friendliness that Audrey and Cary in Roman Holiday would have! The last movie I saw that was decent was Ratatouille. Then again, A cooking rat couldn’t be that bad. Why is that the only thing that makes money these days is either risqué or gore? Maybe it’s the titles…

 

4. A Stunning Conclusion

I hate to seem liberal, opinionated, and annoying. But I feel like people don’t talk about how bad stuff really is! I think we sometimes fool ourselves into thinking everything is o.k. just because we’re just so calloused to it all. If we’re going to create a world our children will want to see, I think we need to work towards it living up to our lofty standards. Otherwise we will live with disappointment.

 

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• Oct. 26, 2007
Snowballs and Falling of Chimmneys

I can't really post write now, I'm drowning in school work from the past few days...

But I have one thing to say: Gemstone, I have a hostage!!!

Mwahahahahaha

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• Oct. 24, 2007
Guitars and Splashy-Like Fountains

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!?!?

You stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!!!

Lol anyways, don't have time to type, Heres something for you all to enjoy:

How Blonde Was She???



>

> She was Soooooooo Blonde

> * She thought a quarterback was a refund.

> * She thought General Motors was in the army.

> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

> * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote

"Sagittarius."

> She W as Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

> * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

> * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."

> She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * She tripped over a cordless phone.

> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said

"Concentrate."

> * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

> She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * She studied for a blood test.

> * She sold the car for gas money.

> * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
Left," she

turned around and went home.

> She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.

> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

> * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
Goes In

Front."

>
> She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

>

>



Forward this to all your friends

-Stephenie



> How Blonde Was She???



>

> She was Soooooooo Blonde

> * She thought a quarterback was a refund.

> * She thought General Motors was in the army.

> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

> * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote

"Sagittarius."

> She W as Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

> * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

> * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."

> She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * She tripped over a cordless phone.

> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said

"Concentrate."

> * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

> She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * She studied for a blood test.

> * She sold the car for gas money.

> * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
Left," she

turned around and went home.

> She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.

> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

> * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
Goes In

Front."

>
> She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

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• Oct. 23, 2007
Notes and Big Round-ish Things

Well, I first have to say how sorry I am about falling off the fce of the earth. but I did have an AWESOME birthday!!! The day before my mom and I hung out downtown. Loads of fun. The highlight of my day was that we went to this snazzy restuarant where the waiters are also opera style singers! I got to have veal, and an uncanny amount of carbs with butter on them. so, when the manager came around to ask how are meal was we said it was great of course. Then he recomended desserts and we told him it was my birthday. And of course, I got to order tiramasu. So, the pianist started playing this really eleborate peice and the of the waiters came out singing this big opera birthday thing!!! They put the tiramasu with a candle in it in front of me, and post card signed by the staff. One of the best parts is in one of the pauses in the music our waiter turned and said  "we aren't even close to done yet!" then thrust a hat on my head and sang some more. Then, at the end of the song, they all threw streamers at me! Who would have thought such a classy restuarant would do something as cool as that?

so the next day I got breakfast in bed, slept till noon, got to get sushi! And then that evening got my new Fender electric guitar!!! ya!!! so I've been playing that listening to my new cd's and riding my new skateboard since.

My days are filled with an exuberant amount of happiness!!!

 

 

My new favorite artist: Adam Stewart. I saw this peice in a gallery downtown the other day. If you live near down town go to Galleru One in writers square. They have some erally great stuff. Including some stuff by the Dr. Suess dude!!!

La Dolce Lait Por Vita

Ciao,

Happily Anonymous.

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• Oct. 15, 2007
Icing and Upside-Down Smiles

 

OH!!! I made a cake last night *glows with affection for cake* it’s devils food cake with chocolate chips baked into and whipped chocolate icing on top *grins* it tastes amazing!!! Here is a picture of said cake:

 

 

 

And for kicks I’ll put in some pictures of my art!!!:

aplomb • \uh-PLAHM\ noun

My word of the day for everyone:

 

: complete and confident composure or self-assurance : poise

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• Oct. 13, 2007
Unhappy Cows and Cobwebs

Hello World!!!

Well, today wasn’t exactly interesting. My dad woke me up at 11:00 and made me and my sister clean till… about 1:00. But then, My mom and me made steak for lunch!!! It was tres deliceaux! (interpretation gets you two comment!!!) and now, I sit and type on my computer!!!

I had wanted to plan something with my two guy friends but OF COURSE they didn’t call me… that’s a guy for ya!!! Come to think of it actually…. None of my friends have called me!!! *growls*I need some friends who are homeschooled! I’m kind of sick of waiting till my friends are out of school to call…

I know this wasn’t a very interesting post, so I’ll send you all on a nice little… SCAVENGER HUNT!!!!

Whoever finds  out what Celtic tribe settled on what land is present day Paris in about 300 BC gets 10 good comments!!! Make an effort now please, show me you care!

No word for today. Je desole, Je ne fais laisser plus de mots

Ciao Bella…

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• Oct. 12, 2007
Round-Abouts and New Beginings.

O.k. Firstly, I was unable to completely prove my hypothesis about the cookie theory due to lack of ingredients. Stupid vanilla…

Yesterday I spent eight hours at cherry creek mall, an all designer store kind of mall where only the Richie riches of life get to go. I went anyways with 7 crumpled, well loved dollars.

You see, my mom and dad’s new office is right by it, and I hadn’t left the house for to long…. So I will now entail my adventures!

 

After my mom dropped me off, I turned on my iPod and did approximately 4 laps before sitting down with a small latte at a starbucks in between a bebe sport and a build a bear workshop. I sketched the latte while listening to Riot! By Paramore. It was really quite nice. Then I started off again and played with iPod touches at the apple store. Those things are very sweet.  After that I read ALL the cards in a nearby Hallmark store, and then did a lap around the outside of the mall. Meanwhile listening to Paramore. There was a Safeway right by the mall so, naturally, I went in. I perused I while and since I didn’t have enough money for a bag of hazelnuts, the most magical nut of all, I opted for something that would give me a few more laughs. After sketching a croissant while sitting in a VERY comfortable sofa, I walked down to Tiffany’s and had my breakfast at Tiffany’s. It was amazing. After that I did another lap and went outside and called my friends. I finally got through to somebody, my guy friend Ozzy, and we talked for about half an hour. This led me to find out that I had then been at the mall for 4 HOURS!!!

So, naturally I got myself a cheap baguette. Mind you, this is the first baguette I’ve had since my brief time in France this summer. So naturally, I got it for $1.21. And that to, was amazing. So I called my mom and she got my after a while. We had a nine o’clock dinner made up of fried macaroni at T.G.I Friday’s then went home and slept.

I have to say that this was one of the best days I’d had in a little while.

 

Today on the other hand, was highly uneventful. Basically did my school work, went on a bike ride, looked up the child labor laws, then worked on Vamping my blog site!

 

Ciao Everybody…

 

Excursion

Ex·Cur·Sion

  –noun

A short trip or outing to some place, usually for a special purpose and with the intention of a prompt return

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• Oct. 10, 2007
Cookies Galore and Ripped-Up Paper

I've found the cure for boredom!!!!!!!

I'm going to use two recipes for chocolate chip cookies I just foun after googling "amazing chocolate chip cookie recipe". test them my self, then disclose the recipes and which variation of the famous desert is better. BTW, I prefer a big, soft, warm kind of cookie where the chocolate is just gooey perfection. so if you prefer the crispy kind your opinion may vary off from my own discovery!!!

Now, since this is an experiment, I must document as I go. (In science class we're workin with experiments and hypotheses so this is basically just improving upon my studies, no?)

My Hypothesis:

The Neiman Marcus recipe I aquired will be better than the one I got of of chowhound.com.  So, next, I will go out and get the required ingrediants I need for each, then when I get back, I will describe which cookie dough tastes better!!!

P.S. comments on my insanity are not required but highly appreciated.

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• Oct. 10, 2007
Updates and AHA! moments

I  have  put  new  pics  up  on  my  abum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!check                                       them  out!!!

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• Oct. 10, 2007
Funny Stories And An Under Cover Agent

So, I bet you all have been wondering what I’ve been up to these last twelve hours!!!

 

 

So I’ll tell you……

I slept

And slept

Then did school work!!!

Mwauhahaha!!! I bet you all thought I was an interesting person, no? well I am an interesting person!!! I just choose to be interesting every OTHER twelve hours!!! Teeheehee… me an interesting person…

So. Since I have nothing new to report I am about to subjugate you all to the most funny thing EVER!!!

Enjoy….

 

The Dog's Diary
 
 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite t hing!
 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
 1:00 pm - Playing in the yard! My favorite thing!
 3:00 pm - Met the kids after school! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
 
 
 The Cat's Diary
 
 Day 983 of my captivity:
 
 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some type
of hash and dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
 
 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet. Today I decapitated a
mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would
strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a
"good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
 
 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear
the noises and smell that they cooked something. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
means, and possibly harness it to be used to my advantage.
 
 Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he walked. I must try this ag ain
tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
 
 I am convinced that the other prisoners here are spies and informants. The
dog inmate receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
 
 The bird must also be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, to ensure his
safety.

 
 For now...

 

Funny no? So, I’ve decided that I forgot to introduce the fact that I have a name!!! looking at my profile you’ll see that I’ve dubbed myself Shanicwa The Flying Pony, and I just hope you all didn’t think I was really a flying pony… Anyways, I wish to here-by be referred to as…. Ummmm fine, never mind it doesn’t matter…

You really thought I was gonna give you a name eh? I’ to bored and have to much time to type to do that!!! Mwauhahahaha!!!........ I think I’ll go on a bike ride now… If you read this… ask to be my friend!!! If I don’t get any friend requests I’ll get the point… *sniffle*   

Gauw tot ziens

(Nobody offered a translation for yesterday’s language, but the offer still stands! I will keep track of points on my blog for fun!!!)

 

   So… I’ll give you my word of the day and be of! :

impugn ·  im-'pyün  · (verb)


: to assail by words or arguments : oppose or attack as false or lacking integrity

To map this word or hear it pronounced in the Visual Thesaurus, click here.

P.S. I’m giddy because I recently found out I got an award from Gemstone for being a good friend!! *glows with pride*

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• Oct. 9, 2007
Addicts and Other Glamorous Persons.

Hello World!!!

Well, I dumped the overly clingy boy. He's apparently doing stupid crap in the name of depression so I feel like a cold-hearted hag. but what was I supposed to do? Anyways, so much has been going on that I haven't been able to even comment on other peoples blogs, let alone work on mine. So I'd like to send out an uber amount of sorryness!!!

I've found a really new band called Meg and Dia. It's poster-children are Meg and Dia (shocker!!!) sisters with alot of talent for music. anyways, it's kind of a mellower version of Paramore and Flyleaf with deep and hard to decipher lyrics and an interesting sound. Check them out, I know you all will like them!!!

I've decided to let you all into the deep depths of my soul and put up some song lyrics that I've been working on. They're pantent pending so no touchy!!! (unless you decide to send a revised and edited version then I'll be grateful beyond belief. lol) so anyways... La Dolce Lait Por Moi Vita!!! (Extra credit to those who comment the translation!!!)

The Anatomy Of a Falling Heart

 

I've been locked in my own mind,

Ideas can't escape,

Chaos trying to unwind,

Held by thin tape.

 

Falling to catch my breath,

but we can't admit we slipped,

You say I'll be my own death

I say you need to get a grip

 

I just need to be cleaned from all this,

just ake this blemish away,

give e my one last wish,

help endure these last days

 

something like that. It's kinda weird sounding looking back but then again I don't call my songwriting notebook "confessions of an unhappy insomniac" for mothing! lol. (that to, is patent pending!!!)somebody seems to be breathing down my neck about getting ready for bed... could that be my mother??? I will try my hardest to post more often!!! I'm just trying really hard to finish my grade early and get started with some extra freshman/sophmore classes this summer!!!

Ciao Bella....

P.S. Word of the evening: Preposterous: to be highly undignified or silly!!!         

P.P.S :                TEN DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

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• Sep. 22, 2007
Gobstoppers and Private Confessions

O.K. first I'll start off on a happy note... ummmm... It's an nice day outside... and I'm eating my comfort food: gobstoppers!!! forget chocolate, gobstoppers are where it's at!!! (besides, once you've had chocolate in belguim and switzerland... It just isn't the same)

OK: I think I have to break up with my boy... Long story short he's stupid and isn't the kind of guy that wants to talk... while, what he wants to do does involve the tongue... I went on a date with him last night and at the end of it I was so tired I could have either puked or cried!!! He's just... ugghh, we talked and hung out when we were freinds and now that doesn't seem to be and option!!! Please comment and give me advice on what to do!!!

P.S. sorry this post was so depressing. Ad I'll post more often again, been sooo busy!!!

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