what kind of horse never wins a race ?

a rocking horse.

 hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

why are hands never twelve inchis long?

because it would be a foot

hahahahahahaha!!!!

what do you call a peice of wood with nothing to do?

board!!!

go down.

keep going.

your almost there.

come on your almost there!!!!!!!!!

you made it. yea!

ps:that is not all of the jokes because we are eating lunch =(