The Liberal/Democrat views of me
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Oct. 12, 2009
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Unigentics
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Once again, I find myself being strangled to death by a shirt.
To be more specific, this one.
Why am I being strangled?
I got in a turf war with the neighboring mob.
My mob is called coPy riGhTs, and theirs is called tRadE mArk, so you see how tension started to rise. Every blue moon we have a day-and-thirty-six-hours-of-feasting, an event signifying our relationship. No one fights, and we all make marry for a day-and-thirty-six-hours, usually feasting.
The place of this event is a little farm on the edge of the city, owned by the mayor, but he doesn't go out there much. If we clean up enough, he never calls in the break-in.
Usually we sacrifice one of the Mayor's cows, and then eat up the neighboring farm's vegetables.
I'm been trying to petition against the Cow-sacrificing, but my clan won't hear of it, and the other clan thinks it's a great idea.
I don't know. Maybe next year.
This shall be a short post because I have to fill a squirt-gun full of a cocktail of dopamine, histamine, octopamine, tetrodoxin, taurine, tyramine, 5-hydroxytryptamine, hyaluronidase tryptamine, and acetylcholine while trying to aim for my attacker's mouth. Tomorrow we're filling the mob-leader's car full of ferrets. Hopefully some will burrow into the car's interior before he notices.
Next week we're planing on tricking them into preforming one of Shakespeare's plays.
That'll show 'em.
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• Oct. 12, 2009 - HA HA HA HA!
We may disagree on political matters, but your posts are positively hilarious! Keep posting, I'll still be sitting here laughing!
May the force be with you!
figga12