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[typed from Noah's journal by Mom including original spelling and punctuation, etc.]

well every day I get an education by my dearest mother that helps me get ready for adault life and I really thank her for that and and she even helps me when I don't deserve it and if she would never have helped me than I would not get ewven close to a good job once I get into real life I even try to educate my lovefrog/romeo [Noah's newest WebKinz] which my mother bought which I also apreciate

With lot of love to: Mom

from: noah

Me and my siblings made up a pretend town and it is called Monkey Town. There are things like Monkey Military and monkey cars.  So... my brother, Ian made a  monkey newspaper and this is what it said..

MONKEY NEWSPAPER

FACTS*

Amazing monkey jumps from 5,000 feet.

Evil Kissy monkey has a victim.

Robber monkeys steal 2.5 million bananas.

ADVERTISEMENTS*

Go to Jordan's Juke Box Co.

Go to Noah's Adoption Center.

Go to Noah's Bank.  Only 10 % interest.

Ian's Military.

Go to Ian's School.

Go to Ian's Bank.  Get 20 % off if Good Credit Score.

FUNKY MONKEY JOKES*

Well, I can't remember the jokes.  Maybe you can tell me YOUR jokes in the comments!

One day there was a monkey hanging in a tree He Was not Just a monkey

He was the Monkey Master!!!!!!!!  anD then he HearD BOOM BOOM!!!

there was a Big Buff monkey hwo wanteD to fight Him to Be

continue...

to:  JoRdan

from: noah

JoRdan I know you have a learning-dissability but i still like you

you are very smart and kind of strong

i love you

you are nice too

p.s. did i menchan you are smart

 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

archaeologists, examine this evidence of past

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Once upon a time, a hundreds of millions of bees.  They were working (all of them) on a bee hive.  By the time they were done, it was GI-NORMOUS so all of them could live in it. 

Then, the guarder bees, one of them found a bear and it stung the bear and then the bee was dead.  The bear wasn't even hurt! 

Coming from the East is a bear.  Not just any bear, the evil bear! 

Then, the other bee guarder said to a monster, "Who goes there?"  And the monster BIT him!  "OW!" says the bee. 

So then, the other bee stings him.  And he wasn't hurt either. 

Then, the third guarder bee saw what happened.  He was going back to the nest to tell what happened.  In the nest, he shouted, "Two Giant Intruders!"  as loud as he could. 

 So then, all the bees didn't believe him because he said, "There's a bear and a monster." 

Then, the Queen Bee said, "Who would believe that?" 

No one answered. 

So they just went back to work. 

The Bear got closer. 

The Monster got closer.

The Bear and the Monster say, "Only one mile left."

So then, they all see the bear and the monster.  And then they rub their eyes!  And after they rub their eyes, the bear and the monster hid. 

So then, they are like, "That was strange!" 

So then, they keep on workin'. 

So then, they see a bear and a monster AGAIN!  And they were like, "Wow!  That is weird.  I've been seeing a bear and a monster two times today!"

So they go back to work. 

Ten minutes later...

The bee hive's rumbling.  The BEAR is there! 

So then the bees ALL go out to sting the bear.  But then, they get an idea.  They don't HAVE to sting them.  Their sharp legs cut the bear.  He was severely hurt when he went back. 

Then, the monster comes. 

Then, the loudest thing they ever heard was shaking on their bee nest.  It was a yellow, polka-dotted monster! 

"Strange!" says the bees! 

So then, they all go out to hurt the monster.  They do the SAME thing the did to the bear, but they see that their legs are cut off!  They are like, "What?"  So, they have to sting him. 

Thousands of bees die, but at least they killed the monster. 

The Bear comes back!  So then, the other bees still have their legs.  So, they do the same thing they did to the bear last time.  So then, a couple bees sting him so he would die. 

The End.

This week I have been playing outside with Dori and Emily.  I have climbed the tree all the way to the very top! 

I am learning division.  I know how to divide.  9 divided by 3 equals 3! 100 divided by 2 is 50! 100 divided by 10 is 10!  Because its groups of 10, right?  And you take only one of the groups and that's your answer! 

My brother made an Elvis Lamb.  It is called that because it has a cotton ball on its head that is all puffed up like Elvis-hair!

That's all for now! 

Once there was a hedgehog named Puffy.  He walked up to everyone and said, "Puff!  Puff!"  Then, if he puffed loud enough he could hurt you!  Be careful!  He might even puff you to Africa!  Now you know why he is named Puffy!

Once upon a time, there was a pencil.  It was magical!  And then, somebody sold it for $20.60.  So, then, the person who bought it was named Hannah Brown.  Then, the next day she was about to write the first letter on her project, but then she turned her back then her homework was DONE!  And then she said, "How did that happen?"  So, then, she went outside to play and then, she was about to climb a tree. Then, she turned her back and then she was already at the top!  Because she was still holding her pencil. 

So then, she went back inside to watch TV.  She turned her back then the TV was on and her favorite show was on.  So then, her favorite TV show was over then. 

Then, later she went outside and she forgot her snack.  She put her hand in her pocket and she still had her magic pencil.  She put it in the other pocket and then she looked in her pocket again...  POOF!  In her pocket was her snack! 

So then, she went back inside to tell her mom the amazing things that had been happening.  Her mom didn't believe her.  Then, the magic pencil MADE her believe! 

Then, all of the sudden, she was on the roof!  Then, she turned her head and she was back on the ground. 

The End!

There was an evil potato.  He even had a whole world of evil potatoes.  He had french fries for fingers.  The french fries were his knives!  He even had potato fingers.  The potato fingers were bomb fingers and then he threw one of his fingers at a building.  He destroyed the WHOLE world. 

He went to the next planet.  He went to Mars.  He put the potato flag there and then Mars got sucked into a vortex.  Then, the evil potato escaped the vortex before he got sucked back into the vortex. 

Then, there was an Iron Giant planet that they were going to destroy.  The Iron Giant "SPLAT" one of the potatoes!  (WAH!) The potato is DEAD!

Then, all of the potatoes are mad and they rampage the Iron Giants.  Then, they took over that planet. 

If you had a decision would YOU be an Iron Giant or an evil potato?

By:  Noah

age:  7 1/2